Hayden Panettiere is like a mini Jennifer Aniston. She achieved a whole lot of success on a hit television show, but refuses to take “no one likes you off their TV set” as an answer. Hayden, like Jen, continues making box-office crap and only makes up for it by appearing semi-nude everywhere. I guess that’s […]
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Hayden Panettiere is Still Trying to Make This Whole Actress Thing Happen
Ryan to William Morris: Seacrest, OUT!
To make a long and boring story short, Ryan Seacrest has jumped ship from his angency at William Morris and joined up with CAA in one of the biggest Hollywood industry shake ups this year. Seacrest was long rumored to be in dispute with William Morris over them refusing to cut him a special deal […]
Pepsi: We Didn’t Intentionally Leak That Footage Of Michael Jackson On Fire, If That’s What You Thought
Pepsi spokesperson Nicole Bradley has issued a statement disavowing any roll in the releasing of the footage of Michael Jackson‘s head in flames. In case you thought that Pepsi had decided to honor the late pop icon with unseen footage of his scalp burnt off. In a statement to EW, she says: “We don’t know […]
Adorable Gay Penguin Couple Split Up
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUJ2vZpsyic Harry and Pepper met one day at the San Francisco Zoo. Harry was short but sleek, just Pepper’s style. After a brief courtship as teenagers, the two moved in together, eventually adopting an orphan and raising it as their own. It was gay bliss for six years, until the recently widowed Linda turned on […]
I Know We’ve Been Doing a Lot of Harry Potter Posts, But In Our Defense, the New Harry Potter Movie Came Out This Week
And it’s making a lot of money. After banking $22.2 mil from midnight screenings alone, the sixth installment in the series of which we’ve seen 1.5 films in their entirety (I had to walk out of the second movie because I was going to die of boredom because I am not 11) pulled down an […]
T.O. Uses Chiseled Body to Promote New Show, No Objections Here
So apparently there is a sport called, foot ball? Contrary to what you may believe it does not involve kicking a ball with the feet, but carrying said ball around. Your guess is as good as mine. One of these so-called football players, Terrell Owens has a new reality show on Vh1 called the T.O. Show […]
Emma Watson to leave Hogwarts for Holy-wood
She’s been a Harry Potter lifer, as Hermoine Granger in all of the Harry Potter films, (and why wouldn’t she? This bitch is set for life after a $58 million dollar opening day!) but it’s being reported that Emma Watson is set for her first non-potter role. Watson will reportedly play Cinderella in a Gothic […]
Emmys – Now More R-Rated Than Ever!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJJL4FST45M The Emmys aren’t all about great acting (Mad Men) or overacting (Grey’s Anatomy). There’s also a bunch of singing going on! It’s like the Tonys, but actual celebs are bound to show up. Or I guess I could say it’s like the Grammys, except an Emmy is actually worth something. Check out a clip […]
LL Cool J’s Plane Quarantined; Fear that Germs Might “Knock You Out”
LL Cool J had a really horrible experience flying the other day. Hey, celebs are just like the rest of us! Cool J was on a flight from LA to St. Louis, MO for the All-Star baseball game when a passenger on his flight alerted the crew of a smoke smell. The pilot decided to […]
Sharon Stone Gets Icecream; Scowls At Photographers
A wrinkly-looking Sharon Stone hit Beverly Hills yesterday afternoon for a spot of shopping, and perhaps a top-up for mom and Roan’s Botox? The 51 year-old former Scientologist scowled at photographers during the clinic visit, then sat down to enjoy ice cream with her son and a younger mystery man. Is that a script in […]