Ivanka Trump’s Upcoming Wedding Probably Won’t be Affected by the Economy


The Emmys weren’t the only announcements made today. Donald Trump‘s daughter Ivanka is getting married, and she Tweeted the news herself. Sorry, all you broke chumps out there hoping to score a sweet payday by hooking up with Trump’s offspring. Some dude named Jared Kushner beat you to it. Ten bucks he changes his name to Jared Trump. Wouldn’t you?

I could have picked a classier photo of Ivanka, but really, this is probably what she’ll wear to her wedding. She pulls those things out more often than her black Amex.

Oh, and one request to whoever is invited to the ceremony: please, dear god, bring Rosie O’ Donnell as your plus one.

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