Channing Tatum‘s new wife Jenna Dewan must be a happy gal on their honeymoon. I’m overjoyed just looking at him from afar in his latest GQ spread. Not only is Channing sporting a six-pack (or is it more like a gazillion-pack, am I right, ladies?), he’s the type of gent that would schlep all their […]
The Celine Dion Michael Jackson Tribute That’s Really, Really Bad.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lrccH7IHtU What’s worse than Celine Dion playing Air Guitar like Slash? Celine moonwalking while mouthing “C’mon, C’mon” in a French-Canadian accent. Check out Dion’s touching rendition of ‘Bad.’
Barbara Walters on Bruno: Explicit Porn!
While movie fans rushed to make Bruno the Number One movie in America this weekend, one woman was sitting in an air conditioned movie theater silently stewing. The View creator and co-host, Barbara Walters vented to a studio audience this morning: “There are close-ups of penises and pubic hair – with it wagging!” After simulating […]
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Courtney Cox Is A Movie Star. It Just So Happens They’re All Scream Movies
We teased you with the possibility before. Now it’s official: Courtney Cox (harumph, fine, Courtney Cox-Arquette), and her hubby, David Arquette, are set to reprise their roles in the fourth installment of the Scream series. I’m sitting here typing this having seen all three Screams and I honestly can’t remember whether or not Courtney and […]
Breaking News: LA Coroner Visiting Arnie Klein
Some serious shit is going down in Beverly Hills! The LA Coroner has barged into the office of Michael Jackson dermatologist Arnie Klein demanding medical records from the fallen King of Pop. Klein has reportedly been not cooperating with authorities over medical records which might suggest he had a hand in getting Jackson prescription drug. […]
Lindsay To Young Fan: Get Lost!
A freshly self-tanned Lindsay Lohan makes a getaway from a young fan to a secret L.A. residence yesterday. The former child star, who guest stars on the much-delayed sixth season of Project Runway later this month, was later seen partying it up at the Incubus concert with an unnamed gal pal. Where was Sammie? Entertaining […]
Elizabeth Taylor Heads to Hospital
Elizabeth Taylor is reportedly in the hospital again, after reports last week said she was only there for a routine visit. Page Six is reporting that Taylor has taken a turn for the worse and is seriously ill. Now I don’t want to be selfish, but please God, don’t let Elizabeth Taylor die. We’ve lost […]
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This Could Have Been the Start of A Second-Generation Sketch Comic
Like Abby Elliott on SNL. It’s too bad that Mad TV got canceled instead of becoming a cultural phenomenon. Maybe we’re getting ahead of ourselves – there’s no guarantee that Nicole Sullivan‘s progeny would have looked good in a wig and had the requisite mastery of black/Asian accents necessary to shine on that show. Maybe […]
Lady Gaga Joins Ace Of Base and Avril Lavigne in Special Club
What does Lady Gaga have in common with Ace of Base and Avril Lavigne? Besides being artists that everyone has on their iPod but no one wants to admit? All three artists had three songs from their debut album reach Number 1 on the Mainstream Top 40 list. Lady Gaga’s song “LoveGame” brought her a […]
Publicist Shoots Down Vanessa Hudgens Nudity News, Buzz Surrounding Movie
The original title of this post was going to be “Good News For Vanessa Hudgens Fans Tired of Photoshopping Their Own Naked Pics of Her” but a quick trip to IMDB to check who’s helming her upcoming Sucker Punch (it’s the guy who did 300 and, I just learned, a Morrissey video) quotes several sources […]