Everybody’s favorite guidette, Snooki, posted this gem to her Twitter page this morning. Not sure if it’s her boyfriend Emelio’s ride, or just some local who was the first to the DMV, but it is awesome!!! Jersey shore is prepping for season two right now, and it seems as if the GTL craze won’t be […]
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Jersey Shore Brings the Roof Down! Literally!
Is someone up there trying to tell us something!? Jersey Shore’s Snooki and Vinnie were attending a party in NYC this weekend (where she tweeted this photo) and the roof came down! Apparently, all of the accumulated snow on top of the glass atrium at the building hosting the party, sending shards of glass down […]
New Nightclub Dress Code: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Jersey Shore
Republic Nightclub in New Orleans sez: “If It’s On The Jersey Shore, It’s Not Coming Through The Door: No Affliction, No Ed Hardy, No Christian Audigier, No Exceptions” Well, what if Snooki wears head-to-toe Prada? Would that work, or would she be denied entrance because SHE’S on Jersey Shore? By the way, that dress code […]
‘Jersey Shore’ Fight Loser Loses in Court, Too
Loser! Not everyone who got punched on the first season of Jersey Shore will be making $10,000 an episode this year. For example, Stephen Izzo. He’s the guy who got decked by Ronnie. No, not that one. The other one, where it was over in one punch and then Ronnie ran around screaming “One shot […]
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Self-explanatory. If you’re Harvey Levin or something, go here to negotiate a deal to buy other pictures. Eye bleach, please.
Oil Spill Predicted in Florida: Jersey Shore Cast Coming to South Beach
Finally, something important happened today: they released the location for next season’s Jersey Shore: South Beach, Florida. Wait, are they even going to call it Jersey Shore if it shoots in South Beach? Jersey Shore is the most iconic reality show in recent memory. South Beach is a diet. Shout to Movieline for the info: […]
Jersey Shore Invades ‘The View’
Not that te ladies on The View haven’t ever dealt with wild guests before, but 7 fist-pumping guidos at once could prove to be a new challenge! They’ve recently announced that Kate Gosselin will be coming back in March, but first they will be taking on the cast members of MTV’s unlikely hit Jersey Shore […]
Where Do You Want to See the Jersey Shore Cast Get Punched Next?
Throat? Stomach? Kidneys? Well, I was asking which city, but those are still very good suggestions. As you’re well aware, Jersey Shore is coming back for a second season, without Angelina (yaaay!), in a new location, and MTV is currently conducting a poll asking where magnificent seven should get sent. Fark is asking its readers […]
The Situation Talks About His Abs, Finally
Jersey Shore is getting renewed! Thank God. What else was I going to write about for the next six months? Heidi Montag? She’ll have killed herself by March. In the following video, Mike “The Situation” (real name: Mike Situaccinizi) talks about his goddamn stomach muscles for the four billionth time by telling you, fat slob, […]
