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This Andy Milonakis Song About Raping and Murdering Natalie Portman is Awesome

Andy Milonakis is joking, but he’s not a joke. He’s actually become a good rapper, and the tracks he goes over are pretty tight, too. The following track, titled “Natalie Portman Diss Rap(e)” features the couplet “Garden State was OK but it wasn’t my bag / Did you have fun kissing that Zach Braff fag?” […]

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Natalie Portman Attempts to be Funny… Fails.

Natalie Portman ditched the tears and ugly shorts to appear on FunnyOrDie.com with Rashida Jones to make fun of America’s financial crisis. Their solution to the crisis was puppies, cute little store bought $3,000 dollar puppies. So basically, to put words into her mouth, Natalie Portman thinks the financial crisis is a joke, and thinks […]

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