Natalie Portman’s new film ‘Black Swan’ hits theaters in a couple of weeks, and she’s making the talk show rounds. One interesting story from the set she shared with David Letterman was when she dislocated her ribs! A lift gone bad and no medic on the set lead to the injury. She explains: “I injured […]
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This Andy Milonakis Song About Raping and Murdering Natalie Portman is Awesome
Andy Milonakis is joking, but he’s not a joke. He’s actually become a good rapper, and the tracks he goes over are pretty tight, too. The following track, titled “Natalie Portman Diss Rap(e)” features the couplet “Garden State was OK but it wasn’t my bag / Did you have fun kissing that Zach Braff fag?” […]
Thor’s Gonna Smash This
Natalie Portman has been cast as “Jane Foster” in the upcoming Thor movie. The only name I have any familiarity with in that previous sentence is “Natalie Portman.” Some of you may be familiar with Thor in his capacity as the Norse God of thunder. If that doesn’t ring a bell, think of that guy […]
Natalie Portman Won’t Play a Nun!
Natalie Portman was asked to play the role of an emotionally conflicted nun in the John Patrick Shanley film, Doubt, but she had to pass due to some emotionally conflicted reasons of her own. At a press conference for the film, Shanley, told reporters that they asked Portman to play the role, and she was […]
Still Trying to be Funny, Still No Luck.
You remember when Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones posted this video on FunnyOrDie trying to make comedy about the election, as other celebs such as Hayden Panettiere, Ron Howard, and Paris Hilton have all successfully done, only to fail miserably? Well Nat and Rashida are back on the site one day before the election with […]
Natalie Portman Attempts to be Funny… Fails.
Natalie Portman ditched the tears and ugly shorts to appear on FunnyOrDie.com with Rashida Jones to make fun of America’s financial crisis. Their solution to the crisis was puppies, cute little store bought $3,000 dollar puppies. So basically, to put words into her mouth, Natalie Portman thinks the financial crisis is a joke, and thinks […]
Why is This a Secret.
Natalie Portman has been secretly visiting sick kids in an LA children’s hospital about three times per week. A friend of Natalie’s says; “Natalie loves that she’s doing something entirely removed from the entertainment industry.” Apparently ever since breaking up with her ex, Davendra Banhart, Natalie is in search of new beginnings and is relocating […]
Still Moping
Natalie Portman is still moping around Hollywood. Today she went to the gym to try and work off some of the agression she may have stemming from her recent breakup with Devendra Banahart. I give her some credit tho, most celebs will go into hiding after a breakup, Natlie has been out and about more […]
DUMPED!
Natalie Portman just broke up with boyfriend Devendra Banhart and she looks like a total mess. Check out the Starzlife Exclusive!! photos of Natalie below, and check back for more photos of sad Nat later on.
Should I stay or should I go?
Back to the Future: Natalie PortmanThe uber intelligent and equally beautiful Natalie Portman stars alongside Scarlett Johansson, in the riveting period piece “The Other Boleyn Girl.” I’m amazed how the once stoned faced phenom from the Star Wars geekdom has settled into a nice comfy pigeonhole known as the piece period niche. How is that for a change? […]
