Ay, Bebe!!

Sex Eva Longoria sells Bebe Sport!!

Eva Longoria claims to have gained weight because of the writers’ strike, and if so, I’m glad she did, ‘cuz she’s looking fine, fine, fine!!  Eat your sleazy heart out, Alexandra Paressant!

Bebe Sport is unveiling its 2008 athletic collection with a bunch of colorful, fun, sexy/cute pics of Mrs. Tony Parker posing on a bright yellow motorcycle as well as in a pool, and holding a bike, making hotness look oh so easy.  Eva Longoria has been the face of Bebe Sport since 2007.  This was by far the best decision ever made by Bebe. Now even my five year-old nephew wants to be a Bebe outfitter.  The spunky combination of sexuality and innocence portrayed by Eva’s Desperate Housewives Character, Gabrielle, seems to be exactly what Bebe is going for with these ads, and TRUST my girly-girl side _ its working!!  Not only have I maxed out all my credit cards at Bebe, I will now proceed to sell myself for a bright yellow bike that’ll make me look that good.  Of course, I will also be accepting donations…

On a rags to riches note: Sources confirm that the always humble Latin beauty has revealed that when she was younger and penniless, she would dream of buying everything at Bebe, and that during her college cheerleading days, Bebe Sport was her favorite clothing line.  But I bet she even looked great in no any clothing line. What do you think?

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  1. Starzlife - all you wanted to know about celebrities » Hey people, don’t forget me! - March 2, 2008

    […] even discussing some boring old news!! People.com is reporting that Eva Longoria is once again lying whining about getting “fat” during the infamous Writers Guild of America strike, claiming she had less access to gyms and chefs […]

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