On a Monday, I am waiting; on a Tuesday, I am FADING; and by Wednesday…
Is that world’s most depressing peace sign or what?
Whatever happened to fun, vibrant Ashlee Simpson?! The girl is fading before our eyes! Dang! Ashlee’s looking like a perfect candidate to star in the next big Lifetime Movie about some abused, anorexic wife of the 80’s (who was also abused during her childhood, btw) searching for her long-ago abducted child! …Ashlee, wake up! You have always been beautiful, there is no need for extra visits to “special doctors” or to take after your peers’ grandma-loving ways!! What the heck’s wrong with you, Ashlee Simpson?!
I’m one of those people who considered Ashlee to be cute as a button when she was all natural. I then considered her to look plain gorgeous, after first batch of surgery; but now it seems she’s gone too far. I mean, chica’s got no time left to tan, work out, or even get new clothes! Poor thing’s been accesorizing with Great Grandma’s hand-me-downs!
Ashlee Simpson was recently vocal about her transformation in an interview with US weekly:
I was never really unhappy with how I looked, [and] I don’t think I am more beautiful than I was [before],” Simpson tells Us. “I just see the same old goofy girl I see every day…
Um, I think therein lies the problem, you-
anorexic skinny, surgery addicted, starlet-you! Start looking in the mirror, and for God’s sake, have yourself a nice (protein) shake in the sun!