Still Blogging About Nothing.

When I go to Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace blog, I cant decide what is funnier.

The way she writes about her life and makes it seem so tortured and invaded,  or the fans that leave her comments and act like they’ve never picked up a tabloid or went to a gossip blog, or generally live in this fantasy world where they believe she is one of their friends and that Lindsay will read their and actually give a shit if they agree or disagree.

In her latest masterpiece, she feels the need to address the Samantha Ronson breakup rumors again.  She also feels the need to censor the word screwed?

Monday, December 08, 2008

always the truth- scouts honor

so….
today i was out with my friend Jamie and paparazzi wouldn’t stop asking me where samantha was. and i’m not writing this blog because i feel like i need to prove that i’m with my girl to anyone at all. but because it’s just annoying. and i want to vent. and i love myspace because it allows me to vent without having to deal with the noise of the “tabloids” and “stalkerazzi’s” ….

all in all-they should just stop asking altogether, once and for all if she and i are broken up because frankly, if we ever ever did…. i would say it before they could even think of asking. i’d say it here probably… i say everything here on myspace. okay. well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it’s not true. ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong… wow- the people that make shit up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk’d, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what’s really going on. which is so much more fun! cuz now, people can get to know the REAL me. yay!

p.s.
you should check out this band… cuz they’re dope.
yours truly
L

Get a job, LL!

Seriously though, go read those comments.