Funny or Die has done it again. In this new Match.com spoof, a faux Jon Gosselin talks about his perfect woman.
“I want to meet someone whose hair cut is symmetrical, who likes BlueTooths, Ed Hardy T-shirts, tractors and doesn’t mind that I already have eight half white babies.”
The video also pitches his user name as Jon-9.
It’s all so true about him. America loves Jon Gosselin because we love his show and all his kids. But if you saw him out on the town, he would be the guy with the light up douche bag sign hanging high over his head.