John Cleese’s Bitch of an Ex-Wife Is Soaking Him for $19.7 Million

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Pretty angry headline, I know, but I can’t take much more of this. As Method Man said, ““Ladies, let’s be real and shit… For real, for real,  man: all you did was fuck your mans.” And he was talking about Kelis, an artist in her own right, who actually happens to have a few decent songs under her belt. John Cleese‘s ex-wife Faye Eichelberger is a 64-year-old psychotherapist who is now worth more than the man she divorced. I am livid. I don’t even like Monty Python!

Faye and John married in 1992 and were together for 16 years. In the divorce, she asked for half of all the money John (repeat: JOHN) made in the marriage in addition to half of the nine properties “they” owned AND 900,000 pounds a year. That’s like 900,000 times 1.6555 dollars!

Here’s a nice quote from John to make you want to kill yourself:

“In my 70th year I will still be spending two months a year doing work that is of no interest to me and which is probably slightly spiritually depleting in order to feed the beast.”’

Why do rich, successful men get married in the first place? Do you think the chick you’re pounding is actually going to split if you don’t put a ring on it? Yeah, right! And by the time she does decide to leave, you’ll want her gone anyway. Wow, I’m spewing gold here. I need to save these insights for a book.

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One Response to John Cleese’s Bitch of an Ex-Wife Is Soaking Him for $19.7 Million

  1. August 18, 2009 at 10:30 pm #

    Grant, your writing is a little vulgar and elementary to seriously go into a book…..in my humble opinion. But I do agree with what you said. I just don’t know why you have to be so crass about it?

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