Taylor Swift turns 19 today! Her latest album, Fearless, is still blazing up the charts. Happy birthday, T. xoxo, c.
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Happy Birthday Raven Symone.
(In honor of Raven I’m going to wish her a happy birthday in all caps.) RAVEN SYMONE TURNS 23 YEARS OLD TODAY!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN! TOO BAD YOU COULDN’T STAY SEVEN-YEARS-OLD FOREVER!! XOXO, C.
Happy Birthday!
Today I’ve decided to share my birthday with Desperate Housewive’s Felicity Huffman. She turns 46 today! I’ll only share because I am a big fan of the show though. Happy birthday Felicity! xoxo, C.
Happy Birthday You Old Bat…Eater.
Ozzy Osbourne turns 60 today. It’s crazy that the prince of darkness is still touring like he did back in his younger days, minus some of the extra curricular activities I would assume… Happy Birthday Ozzy!
It’s Britney Day, Bitch!
It’s officially Britney Spears day today! Not only does today double as her CD release date, as well as her 27th birthday, but she performed two songs under the big top in the big apple, and announced officially that the tour starts on March 3rd! The dates I posted last week were correct, and for […]
Happy Birthday Ben Stiller!
Today Ben Stiller turns 43! Happy Birthday Ben! I’m not always a huge fan of his movies, though some have been hilarious, but it was either him, or Clay Aiken.(30) Dick Clark turns 79 today as well, and he get’s a special mention for rockin’ so many a New Years eve over the past million […]
Heigl Turns the Dirty 30.
Katherine Heigl turns the big 3-0 today. She’s 3/4 of the way to the top of the hill, so expect her to live these next 10 like she’s 23 again. Happy birthday Katherine! I rented 27 Dresses on Pay-per-view for $3.99, so when you get the royalty check from PPV sales, buy a pack of […]
Happy Birthday Miley!
Miley Cyrus turns a *sweet* 16 years old today. For her birthday she’ll likely get her dream car, then it will only be a matter of time before the photos of her first parking ticket, speeding ticket, click it or ticket, and cell phone ticket start popping up. Be safe M. and wear your seat […]
Birthdays!
Happy Birthday to you, Jodie Foster and Larry King, you old farts! Today Jodie turns 46 while Larry King turns just 75 years young. I usually pick on Jodie a lot but today it’s her birthday and I hope she has a gay old time! Larry, keep those suspenders tight my friend. Happy Birthday ya’ll. […]
Happy Birthdays!
Randy “Macho Man” Savage turns 56 today, and there’s a pretty descent chance that if you’re reading this site, this guy was at some point a part of your childhood. But why has he flown off the face of the planet while his frenemy Hulk Hogan continues to plague us with bad reality television shows? […]
