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It’s Official! Old Miserable People Hate Young Happy People!

Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman’s late night skinny dipping has got their neighbors panties in a bunch.The Bratman’s have been making “sexy noises” as they frolic in the outdoor swimming poolof their $11.5 million Beverly Hills mansion, it has beenclaimed.One neighbor fumed to Star magazine: “They don’t just splasharound – they laugh, scream, swear […]

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Momma’s HOT!

Christina Aguilera, squinting stunning for Stephen Webster! Take a look at our good friend road map–crimson lips here!! She’s never looked better!! I mean sure, she’s looking kinda lost or retarded, but there’s such newfound class for Christina in these pics, posing for Stephen Webster Jewelry, in a campaign for the veteran designer’s latest line. […]

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Post-Partum Delusion…?

Christina Aguilera: Still overconfident and desperate for some good, old fashioned genie rubbin’ !!Why else would she want to show off the ugly-ass road maps that have invaded her ginormously stretched, disproportionate mammaries?Dang, girl!  That’s some serious blood flow you’ve got goin’ on in those post-partum bags!!  Why would I suggest Xtina actually wants to […]

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Well, you know she’s kind of ANAL…

Xtina is soo sex deprived…Did you know Christina Aguilera actually chose to have a C-section?  Yep she’s that anal!  She wants to control everything, even down her kids’ birth dates!  So, with that in mind, it definitely came as no shocker at all when Christina told Ellen DeGeneris this morning that when it came time […]

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Mama Christina on the cover of People!

Christina Aguilera and brand new baby Max are on the brand new issue of People Magazine!

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