Full retard Sean Penn will be charged with a misdemeanor count of both battery and vandalism for his Liu Kang kick to a paparazzi’s camera, so says TMZ. The charges carry a possible jail sentence of one-and-a-half years, although you know that’s not going to happen, because come on. Enjoy these Sean Penn pics. We […]
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Penn-itentiary? Sean Faces Jail Time
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Quote of the Day
“She’s huge. She’s a big woman. I used to think she was a man. I used to look at her and think, ‘Something isn’t right here.’” -Janice Dickinson speaking of her former pal, Tyra Banks during a recent interview. The pair had a falling out over Janice’s departure from America’s Next Top Model. Check out […]
Sorry Ya’ll, Hilary Duff is Spoken For
If you haven’t heard yet, Hilary Duff got engaged this week during a romantic trip to Maui with boyfriend of two years, Mike Comrie. Mike is on hiatus of the NHL season while the good hockey players are playing for their countries in the Olympics. But hey, I’d rather be on vacation with Hilary Duff […]
Heidi Montag to Try Her Hand at Fashion…Again
I know the old saying is if at first you don’t succeed, try and try again, but I think that is only for kids trying to play little league baseball. Heidi Montag failed at her clothing line ‘Heidiwood’ back in 2008, but is now planning to launch not one but THREE new lines of clothing. […]
Cute Overload! Jake Gyllenhaal’s in the New Vampire Weekend Video
Hey, I just realized I like TWO songs on the new Vampire Weekend album! I guess I missed this one since it’s track eight and I’m already so beaten down by the whale-sound choruses and AutoTune fuckery by then that it all sounds equally bad. But this song, “Give Up the Gun,” and its video, […]
Really, Gloria Allred?
This one never passes up a moment of face time, regardless of how obviously ridiculous it is! Gloria Allred scheduled a presser following Tiger Woods’ conference this morning for her client, former porn-star Joselyn James. (Real name Veronica Sewick-Daniels) James is one of the women claiming to have had a three-year affair with Woods, and […]
Economy, Schmeconomy! Lil’ Wayne’s Getting Even Richer!
Weezy‘s got aaall da money! When it comes to that paper, he stacks books! I wonder if he’s ever read one! If you’re a fan of clothing labels owned by rappers, like Sean John, Phat Farm, Roc-A-Wear, Shady Ltd, G-Unit, and other collections of cheaply made, oversized garments available at Ross and Marshall’s, just wait […]
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EXCLUSIVE!!! Helena Bonham Carter Looks Like She Sleeps Outside
The girl’s got a look, you gotta give her that. Several, actually, and here she is wearing all of them at once! Marla Singer, aka Helena Bonham Carter, walked around Malibu recently. Starzlife was there. Helena is the wife of Tim Burton; she’ll appear alongside Johnny Depp in the director’s next film, Alice in Wonderland. […]
Tiger Woods: THE Apology
Good thing he found golf, because a career in public speaking would not be for Tiger Woods. His 14 minute apology this morning basically taught us one thing: Not to blame Elin. DUH? It was almost like a bad church sermon, before there were cell phones, where you just stare and pray that it’s over […]
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EXCLUSIVE!!! Mean Dean Takes the Nanny For a Ride
Today we spoted Dean McDermott EXCLUSIVELY!!! (though there were some trolls lurking around the neighborhood) taking the nanny for a ride on his motorcycle. Mr. Tori Spelling and his wife will be premiering another season of their reality show Tori & Dean on April 5th, and with the recent speculation that they want to have […]