Epic Beard Man is the gift that keeps giving. In addition to the original video and the remixes, we have “da amber lamps” to add to internet vernacular, and now we can all pile on the dumb, thieving, racist bitch who recorded the whole thing in the first place. She’s posted a video to YouTube […]
Adam Lambert Goes Back to School
Adam Lambert hosted a fan-driven charity drive which raised thousands of dollars for musical education in schools, so he dropped by an East LA middle School to play his hit single with a group of students who were playing brand new instruments donated through www.donerschoose.com Check out the video of Adam and the band below. […]
HA! “Tik Tok” Keeps “We Are the World” Off Top of Charts
“Tik Tok” can’t be killed. The song has already topped the Billboard Hot 100 for over two months, and not even Lil’ Wayne, Wyclef, Nipsey Hussle, Vince Vaughn, Nick Jonas, Fergie, Swizz Beats, and Fonzworth Bentley can kick her off. That’s right, the song that would have saved Haiti, “We Are the World 25” DIDN’T […]
Reese Witherspoon Sleepin With the Help
Looks like someone has moved on! Reese Witherspoon has reportedly been dating her agent/manager, Jim Toth, and things are getting serious! An insider has revealed of their new fling; “They’ve been on at least 10 dates. They’ve been to each other’s houses and out to dinner together. Jim is trying to keep it quiet, but […]

Twi-Hards & Pillow Humpers Unite!
Now all you pillow-humping girls out there who aren’t getting any action anyways can actually pretend you’re hooking up with your one true love, Edward Cullen. On Team Jacob? No worries, you can hump him too! Twilight Manllows have just arrived, and sold out quick. (go figure) They are life size pillows in the shape […]

Tiger Woods Speech Leaked?
Take this as you will, but a radio station has claimed to have possession of a leaked copy of Tiger Woods speech for tomorrow. They’ve passed it along to NBC sports and it has hit the web. Again, who knows if it’s valid, we’ll just have to wait until tomorrow. If it is, well then […]
Simon Cowell Tying the Knot
Big changes coming in Idol judge Simon Cowell’s life, and not just his departure from Idol after this season. It’s been confirmed that Simon Cowell is getting married! After his new squeeze Mezhgan Hussainy was spotted wearing a large sized rock on her finger following their Valentines date, the rumors began to swirl. Now a […]

Sarah Silverman: I Want to Adopt a Retarded, Terminally Ill Child; Fat Jokes Offend Me
Sarah Silverman sat down with CNN to discuss comedy, Obama, and her incurable Jewishness recently. Her interview comes on the heels of a controversial appearance at the TED Conference. TED stands for “technology, entertainment, and design,” and its membership included Nobel laureates, artists, scientists, and investors. Sarah did jokes about the source of life being […]
What Should These Stars Give Up for Lent
Giving something up for lent is almost as trendy as new years resolutions. Facebook feeds and Twitter feeds flood with people announcing that they will be ditching diet coke, or McDonalds for 40 whole days. Maybe it’s no smoking or drinking. Either way, we are going to let you know what your favorite celebs should […]

Britney Spears is Havesexwithable Again
Peep the new Candie’s ad, shot by Terry Richardson. Britney’s father has clearly cut off her access to funnel cake. It’s been a roller-coaster ride through the peaks and troughs of sanity and comeliness, but Britney’s back, bitch.

