Tiger Woods is going to be talking for the first time since Christmas on Friday morning, when he holds a press conference to address his fans and colleagues about the past two months. It’s likely going to be a giant apology, but for that I ask why? Tiger only owes an apology to his wife, […]

Gwyneth Be All Flailing Around and Stuff to Tone Her Arms
Gwyneth Paltrow‘s GOOP is indispensible. If you want an unbiased guide to the best charcuteries of the eighth arrondissement to check out when visiting France on a budget, a fashion icon’s opinions on this season’s hottest shampoos, or simply need a recommendation for a new life coach/crystal therapy practitioner, there is no competition. In this […]

Amanda Bynes Legs to Star in Adult Film
Okay, so not REALLY an adult film, but one that will attract an older audience to the movie theater, which is new for the long time teen-movie actress. Amanda Bynes has been cast by the Farrelley Brothers to star in their new comedy, Hall Pass, which already has Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, and Pam Beesly […]

Annalynne McCord Shows Off ‘Shape’
Annalynne McCord shows off her ‘shape’ on the cover of the new Shape magazine. Not a bad shape either! Annalynne looks GREAT in that little pink bikini! 90210’s return is right around the corner. (March 9th) You can check out a preview of the upcoming episode below. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54f0O86uTMM
EXCLUSIVE!!! Now Everyone In England Hates Stephen Baldwin, Too
If somebody came in with a machine gun, and pointed it at my daughter, and said to my daughter, ‘Say Jesus doesn’t exist,’ she’d say, ‘Jesus absolutely exists,’ and I’d see her in heaven. — Stephen Baldwin This man is a FATHER. That alone is proof that the universe is not intelligently designed. Stephen Baldwin […]

Monica Keena in Maxim
Sexpot/Scream Queen Monica Keena has another horror flick heading your way – a remake of Night of the Demons. In celebration of her ghoulish bloodbath, Maxim asked her to strip down to her underwear and cover her breasts with her elbows. Check it out.

The Era of Epic Beard Man Begins
Bravo, fine sir or madam responsible for this video’s creation. You got this onto the net the same day, and it’s actually funny. I love that the next opponent after “Tyrone” is Josef Fritzl, the guy who raped his daughter in a dungeon for years on end. And if you want to dress like Epic […]

“Gary, Come Back!” “No, Fu%K You!’
Gary Coleman can’t catch a break. He’s got some weird no-grow disease, his parents stole all of his money, he’s got a mouthy wife, and now some irritating broad on The Insider has gone and goaded him into storming off set in the middle of an interview. What truly kills me is that after they […]

Isn’t Stumbling Around Desperate for Cocaine Kristin Cavallari’s JOB?
I’m honestly asking. The woman is paid to be on television solely to personify selfish, sybaritic lethargy, correct? Then why is this US Weekly piece acting like it’s a bad thing the girl wanted to get high over Super Bowl weekend, reportedly “going around to everyone, asking them to score her some coke”? SHE’S SUPPOSED […]
Jon Gosselin Settles. So Does Anyone Who Dates Him
Play on, player! Now that he’s settled his lawsuit with TLC, Jon Gosselin has no pesky impending court dates to prevent him from chopping down all the hot young babes who hate their fathers. TLC had sued Jon for violating his contract with the network by making unauthorized public appearances and statements to the media; […]

