Man. How will I know if the nominees consider their parents a great source of inspiration? Walters announced this morning on “The View” that her 29th special, which will feature interviews with nominees Sandra Bullock and Mo’Nique, will be her last. “I think I’m sick of them,” Walters explained. “I feel I’ve been there, done […]
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Some Little Russian Orphan is Being Punished Further With Adoption by Tila Tequila
Can this be possible? Can an orphanage possibly allow Tila Tequila to take charge of a human life? I know it’s in Russia where they play fast and loose with the rules of decency, but she shouldn’t be allowed to take a dog home from the pound. She shouldn’t have a house plant. Renting a […]
The Song That Solved Haiti
OMG. This thing is seriously “Milton Greene Needs a Kidney” and exactly as funny. Lil’ Wayne is on it singing in Auto-Tune. Wyclef does this weird vocal warble thing that sound like he’s being crushed by rubble in the vocal booth. WHY IS VINCE VAUGHN HERE? But your jaw will drop at 5:50 when the […]
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Here’s Southwest’s Statement Regarding Just How Fat Kevin Smith Is
Finally! I tried to read this thing last night, but the site was down from all the traffic. Southwest has published their response to the Kevin Smith brouhaha. Let me cut and paste it lest an army of angry whales attempt a DoS attack of their site as revenge or something: Many of you reached […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: Cameron Diaz on the Set of “Knight and Day”
We caught Cameron Diaz running around the set of Knight and Day as it filmed reshoots in Los Angeles. For the less industry-savvy among you, reshoots are when you need to shoot additional footage for a terrible movie with the purpose of making it less terrible. They never work. Knight and Day is an action […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: Mark Wahlberg Isn’t Tricking; That’s His Wife
Mark Wahlberg stepped out with his wife Rhea Durham on Valentine’s Day. Look at the soles on those sneakers. Mark must stand 5’4″ in them. Having gifted Earth with Entourage, Mark is currently focusing his productorial efforts on How to Make It in America, and HBO dramedy for MY generation. I haven’t seen it, but […]
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Nick Jonas Practically Writes the Jokes For Us
I could spend about an hour talking about Nick Jonas’ head band, or his rolled Khaki pants, or his man bag that he wore while out to lunch at Paty’s in Toluca lake with some friends and fam on Valentines day. But a Jonas gay joke is like telling someone a knock knock joke that […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: Doesn’t It Sort of Look Like Matthew McConaughey is Running Through a Field of Poppies?
Not because it looks likes a field of poppies; because it’s Matthew McConaughey. Can you believe the other guy has his shirt off?
Robert Pattinson Dishes ‘Details’ About His Allergies
This is a screen grab of the “Robert Pattinson” news results on Google this morning. Edward Cullen is allergic to vaginas! Totally un-doctored. All thanks to Robert Pattinson’s new interview with Details magazine. Yea, it’s not a teen mag, and yeah, he’s not a teen, so it’s not his fault that’s the age range that […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: Gwavin (Gwen and Gavin) on Valentine’s Day
Gavin Rossdale is wearing cargo pants! Damn, dude, you’re married to a designer. You might wear the pants in the house, but you can let her buy them for you. (Also, I know you don’t wear the pants in the house.) Is that a drawstring or a rip cord? Just playin’, Gavin, I always defend […]