Family Ties star and three-times married, mother of five, Meredith Baxter is a fully fledged lesbian. The star sat down with Matt Lauer and confessed her gayness on national TV after being caught sailing on a boat full of 1200 cruise-lovin’ ladies-lovin’-ladies. Watch the surprisingly candid and funny interview from Mrs. Keaton below! Visit msnbc.com […]
Catholics Don’t Like Dog-Saving Whores
Surprise, surprise. The Catholic church is not responding favorably to PETA’s new ad. The ad depicts a sexed-up Joanna Krupa as a lovely angel, covering her lady bits tastefully with a crucifix as a pack of dogs watch on excitedly. How could this be considered sacreligious? It’s giving dolls all over the world a joyous […]
Tiger Finally Breaks His Silence
The rumors are true. Tiger Woods is a cheat. The disgraced golfer issued a statement confessing to the rumors of infidelity. Wrote Tiger on his website: “I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing […]
Ooooh Lawd! Tyler Perry Done Been Sued For Talking ‘Bout Jesus
Bertha James, who wrote a song about Jesus in 1950, is suing Tyler Perry for allegedly lifting an entire verse to use in a monologue about Jesus in his latest film about how great Jesus is. Suing a man for getting the word out about Jesus? That’s not very Christian. Then again, neither is being […]
Reege Has A New Hip!
This just in from the Wow.It’s.A.Slow.News.Day. department: Sources confirm that television’s hardest working dinosaur (besides Larry King) – Regis Philbin (107), has successfully completed hip surgery. Confirms Regis’ rep: “Everything went perfectly this morning during Regis’ hip replacement surgery, and his doctor said that Regis couldn’t be in better shape.” We couldn’t be more elated. […]
Ian McKellen’s Greatest Regret…
…is not having told his mother he’s same-sex oriented before she died, he tells the Telegraph. While speaking at a workshop about homophobic bullying, the Lord of the Rings star said: Being gay was a topic that was never mentioned when I was your age. We had not really invented the word gay – at […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Al Pacino Should Try Sleeping Indoors
Come on, buddy. Either trade the leather jacket and black v-neck for a tweed jacket and Oxford button-up or your head with Michael Imperioli’s.
Orson Welles’ Daughter Saying Something is a Great Excuse to Post The Drunk Orson Video
Sho Orzon Wellez daughter, uh, whasser name…Chris…sez her Dad isn’t a mean guy like what that new Zac Efron movie would have you believe. That he’s some sorta tyrant. I’ll tell you whosa tyrant…whoever made it illegal for Ralph’s to sell Negro Modello past midnight…they can’t shell wine, either. Or vodka. Or Negro Modello. What? […]
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Protest of Lil’ Wayne’s Arrest Results in Arrests
A New Orleans demonstration against the incarceration of political prisoners Lil’ Wayne and Lil’ Boosie ended with a lil’ addition to the rap sheet of six participants, the Times-Picayune reports. The men were part of larger gathering of protestors voicing their objection to the lock-up of both rappers. While neither deserves jail time for their […]
Attn: Pool Boys in LA
If you’re looking for work, this is the first place you want to shift all your attention to! Rihanna was on air with Ryan Seacrest this morning and they were playing a little game of “true or false.” Rihanna revealed that it was true that her pool boy sees her naked because she just forgets […]