Weezy F. Baby, aka Lil’ Wayne, will appear on Weezer‘s next album. If you ever had any hope that Weezer would return to the glory of their first two albums, that hope has now been tamped down (Green Album), smothered in dirt (Maladroit), had bleach poured on it (Make Believe), and thrown into a chipper-shredder […]
Michael Jackson’s Estate Sues Charity
The Jackson Estate is suing Heal the World Foundation according to BBC News. Claiming The King of Pop never endorsed the charity, the Jack(ass)sons are stating: “Unfair competition, trademark infringements and several other offences” The kicker: They want the foundation to never use the phrase “King of Pop” or the word “Thriller”, believing that the […]

Rupert Grint Sheds The Wizard’s Cloak And Shows His Magic Wand!
Carrot-top teen and Harry Potter co-star Rupert Grint has been getting his gears off in indie flicks lately. In his latest film, Cherrybomb, Harry’s shy little bestie is drinking, getting high and showing his gingers. The story is based around the appearance of a mysterious girl who Grint meets up with, works his magic… and […]

Famous Art Museum On Naked 10-Year old Brooke Shields: “We Don’t Wanna See That!”
Britain’s Tate Modern has shut down an exhibition, featuring a picture of Brooke Shields at 10 yrs old, in her birthday suit. The 1983 work “Spiritual America” by artist Richard Price was scheduled to open Thursday, but after London police showed up claiming obscenity complaints, the entire exhibition “Pop Life, Art In A Material World,” […]

Liza Minnelli To Cover Beyonce For SATC2
Liza Minnelli singing + ‘Single Ladies‘ by Beyonce + in the Sex and the City 2 = Somewhere in West Hollywood a gay man’s head just exploded in excitement.

Padma Lakshmi’s Pregnant!
When pregnancy rumors start flying around a celeb, the star is usually quick to dismiss the evidence of a baby bump-claiming it’s only too much good food, not a baby. No one believes that line because celebs don’t eat food. But when Padma Lakshmi starting showing a bit of a bump, it was quite believable […]

Top Ten Reasons David Letterman is Sleeping On the Couch Tonight
David Letterman admitted on the Late Show last night that he had slept with more than one female staff member and was blackmailed on account of it. The admission came after having to testify before a grand jury the morning before in order to bring his blackmailer to justice. The blackmailer had sent Letterman a […]

Simon Cowell to Simon Cowell: “Hello, It’s Simon Cowell”
Simon Cowell wrote a letter to his younger self for the Daily Mail, and if you have any familiarity with the man, it’s worth your time. Simon has a fascinating success story, having made and lost a fortune before hitting it mega in his later years. His tale is inspirational, and his tone is merciless: […]

Kanye West/ Lady Gaga Tour is No More!
Start calling Ticketmaster… the Kanye West/Lady Gaga tour has been officially canceled! No reason has been given for the cancellation yet, but refunds are being honored at the point of purchase. It probably wasn’t canceled because 50 Cent called it “The Gay Tour,” but the sudden cancellation remains a mystery just one week after tickets […]

James Franco to Appear on General Hospital for Some Reason
What a weirdo James Franco is. Despite being rich and famous, he willingly went to college, and now he’s going to appear on General Hospital, the AP reports: James Franco will guest star on ABC’s “General Hospital” for a lengthy story arc this fall. The “Pineapple Express” and “Spider-Man” actor will play a mystery person who […]

