Southern chef/American Sweetheart Paula Deen and The Mother of Eight Kate Gosselin are reportedly filming a View-like talk show. The show would focus on mothers, giving opinion and advice from the trenches of motherhood. They hope to have several other co-hosts, and Radar reports both Sandra Bernhardt and Tammy-Lynn Michaels (Melissa Etheridge‘s wife) have considered […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Burglar Caught!
An arrested has been made in the burglary of Lindsay Lohan‘s house! The police also believed the suspect robbed Audrina Patridge months earlier. The suspect? NOT Lindsay herself, NOT her drug dealer wanting restitution! Police arrested Nicholas Prugo, an 18 year-old. Now the question is, did Prugo have enough time to make a hand-off in […]
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Paula Abdul Mocks Ellen On Divas, Embarrasses Herself
If Carrot Top has taught us anything, it’s that putting on a crazy wig doesn’t necessarily translate to humor. Former American Idol host Paula Abdul lampooned new host Ellen with a zany blonde wig at the VH1 “Divas” concert last night (and I use the term “Divas” loosely). Unfortunately, her tribute wasn’t very funny. Said […]
Charlize Theron: “I Won’t Marry Until The Gays Can!”
Charlize Theron made an appearance on The View today promoting her new movie, ‘The Burning Plain.’ When the topic turned to marriage and her long relationship with fellow actor Stewart Townsend, things got political. Thankfully, Elizabeth Hasselbeck was at home nursing her latest child so she couldn’t stare Charlize down with her Republican Pro Prop […]
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OK, Fine, These Kanye Memes Are Kind Of Funny
MTV has a piece asking if the current internet craze of superimposing Kanye West over something to interrupt it is the new LOLCATS. GTFO, MTV, there will never be another LOLCATS. (Have you ever seen LOLDOGS? SMH.) But these are mildly amusing in a “last post of the day” kind of way. (If I knew […]
Coyotes, The New Kanye West
After Jessica Simpson‘s dog was tragically snatched from her yard by a coyote, People magazine decided to run an article about the reality of coyotes in Los Angeles, who are more villianized than Kanye West right now. Just one more reason New Yorkers will use to claim supremacy over Los Angeles (besides good pizza)- there […]
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Bad News for Variety and the Hollywood Reporter
Not-so-boffo biz at Variety and The Hollywood Reporter these days; Variety will soon start charging to access its website, while The Hollywood Reporter is ditching its print edition altogether. They’re bleeding cash. The fact that I learned all this at Nikki Finke’s Deadline Hollywood Daily is a good example why. As someone sporadically employed in […]
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This Andy Milonakis Song About Raping and Murdering Natalie Portman is Awesome
Andy Milonakis is joking, but he’s not a joke. He’s actually become a good rapper, and the tracks he goes over are pretty tight, too. The following track, titled “Natalie Portman Diss Rap(e)” features the couplet “Garden State was OK but it wasn’t my bag / Did you have fun kissing that Zach Braff fag?” […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: Liv Tyler and Mystery Man
We’re all about celebs and their unfamous friends today on Starzlife – here’s Liv Tyler, star of Heavy, and some guy who looks like Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords, except more ethnic, strolling barefoot in the park. Aww.
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STARZLIFE PICS: Matthew Perry and Mystery Chick
I used to think that Matthew Perry was losing his hair, but now I realize he just has a big forehead. This is coming from someone who has seen every episode of Friends ten times and loves the man, so please realize I’m not being a bitch. In fact, I think it’s admirable he’s held […]