httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HFrmVq0Idw Did you see Susan Boyle on last night’s episode of ‘America’s Got Talent‘? The overnight Scottish sensation performed the American debut of her new single, a cover of the Rolling Stones hit, ‘Wild Horses.’ The singer also covers a Madonna song (“You’ll See”) on her debut album, out Boyle took to the stage in […]
Video: Chris Brown Begins Community Service!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIw1rZipBR0 While Rihanna glides from Hollywood party to party, girl-beater Chris Brown is weeding through the shrubs of Richmond, Virginia. The disgraced singer began day one of his community service as a number of po-licemen protected the celebrity. Are our tax dollars really paying for Brown’s bodyguards? Watch the riveting footage here… and… Click here […]
George Takei and Hubby to Appear on The Newlywed Show
George Takei and his gay boyfriend, Brad Altman, will be the first gay couple on The Newlywed Show, currently airing on the Game Show Network. Boy, oh, boy, there is a really, really obvious joke here that I almost feel obligated to make about George giving the same legendary response a contestant offered to the […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Jesse Metcalf Looking Steely
Here’s Jesse Metcalf. I think the tattoo on his right forearm says “Food,” but it might say “Fed” or “Fzzl.”
STARZLIFE PICS: Hilary Duff’s Sister
One of our photogs caught Hilary Duff’s sister getting out of a Mercedes that may or may not belong to Hilary Duff. (Doesn’t Hilary Duff’s sister look like what Lauren Conrad’s sister would look like if Lauren Conrad had a sister as famous as Hilary Duff’s sister?)
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STARZLIFE PICS: Paris Hilton’s Shack Attack
It’s Paris Hilton getting her cell phone fixed at Radio Shack! I love it! I can’t even believe she knows what Radio Shack is. Maybe she buys her diodes there.
Coldplay Victorious in Fight Against Joe Satriani, My Eardrums
Coldplay vs. Joe Satriani. Quick! Name a fight card featuring two worse musical acts. Pink Floyd vs. Norah Jones? Maybe 311 vs. Jack Johnson? Perhaps Daughtry vs. Jordin Sparks? How about a Battle Royale-style cage match where only one may survive, and then we kill the one who survives? In case you hadn’t heard, guitar […]
Jay-Z Is More Successful, Better Than Elvis
Did you know that Elvis is one of those legends of music that only people with bad taste in music love? He’s a lot like Led Zeppelin, The Clash, and Johnny Cash in that respect. All legends, all suck. Jay-Z became the most successful solo artist in history (as measured by #1 albums) this week, […]
Michael Douglas to Play Liberace, No Homo
Hey, Liberace fans – what the hell are you doing reading Starzlife? I’ll be honest – I know nothing about Liberace from actually having seen or heard the man or his music. My slight familiarity with the man, like most people under 30, results from his status as the ultimate reference for anything gay, campy, […]
Quote of the Day!
“I’d rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page.”- George Clooney Does Cloons know what a Facebook page is? You connect with friends, post pictures, publicize your witty thoughts on your mundane day… it’s really not quite as miserable as he may believe it […]