“I’d rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page.”- George Clooney
Does Cloons know what a Facebook page is? You connect with friends, post pictures, publicize your witty thoughts on your mundane day… it’s really not quite as miserable as he may believe it is. Or wait, is “Facebook page” code for some kinky S&M stuff that I’m not hip to?
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