“Christians like to explain their opposition to homosexuality by pointing out that God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. And what better way to prove your point than by referencing imaginary characters from a book full of pretend stories. It’s Fred and Wilma, not Fred and Billma!” — Paul F. Tompkins Know your […]
Fall TV Returns Tonight!
For those of you who didn’t celebrate your religious holiday with the start of college football last week, another religion kicks off their season tonight. Fall television! Any fan of TV knows that just like in fashion, the fall/winter seasons are the best hands down. Tonight you get your big premiere night, with the season […]
Kate Gosselin Offered $400,000 to Help Put Playboy Out of Business
The simple fact that a woman is famous is not a good enough reason for any magazine or porn studio to offer her money for nude or sexual images. Sorry, feminists, but having eight biological children is not a sexy quality. That’s why Nadya Suleman’s skin flick never got off the ground. Kate Gosselin, thankfully, has […]
Female MMA Fighter to Star in Next Soderbergh Film
If you’ve never heard of Gina Carano, she’s a mixed martial artist – this does not mean she’s biracial and does karate. It means she does karate and taekwondo and any and all other fighting styles. She must be good at it, too, particularly the part about not getting punched in the face, since that […]
The Hoff Will Perform at Berlin Wall Anniversary
The Germans really love David Hasselhoff. While he’s always been a joke here, (even before the drunken hamburger incident), the Germans have held a special place in their hearts for him. The Hoff gained pop stardom over in Deutschland, which peaked when he sang at the Potsdamer Platz concert in 1989 as the Berlin Wall […]
Lady Gaga Loved To Dance With The White Lady
So far, Lady Gaga has revealed her burlesque background, bisexuality, and a chick dick. Is there any topic off bounds to this Lady? Apparently not a cocaine addiction. Gaga tells British pap rag The Daily Mail that she was a big fan of dancing with the white lady in her younger days. Says Gaga: “My […]
Oh Joe Francis, Can You Do Anything Right?
Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, is having legal troubles yet again. Nope, it’s not for videotaping underage girls, tax evasion, or assault– this time it’s for not paying a bill. Houck Construction is suing Francis for failing to pay construction costs for the work they performed on his Bel Air, CA mansion. Francis […]
Tyra Banks On Fake Hair: “Young Girls Need To Know”
Tyra Banks will appear on Nightline tonight discussing her wannabe Oprah‘s new season of Jerry-Springer like shenanigans – including Show #1! Tyra Rips Off Her Weave! The former model sat down for a one-on-one with Cynthia McFadden. Some of the highlights: On why she’s ripping the weave off: “Child, this ain’t my hair! Young girls […]
Janet Jackson Rehearsing For Touching MTV Tribute To Michael
Spies are reporting that Janet Jackson is in rehearsal lockdown for this weekend’s MTV Music Video Awards. The performance? A top-secret tribute to brother Michael. TMZ reports that the affair is a grand one featuring 20 backup dancers and some of the world’s most prolific choreographers, including Travis Payne (who worked with Michael on his […]
Amy Winehouse’s Dad Throws Blake Out of Her Bed
Amy Winehouse has fallen back to bad habits. The singer reportedly has been seeing her ex, Blake Fielder-Civil, the man she happily divorced back in July. Reports say that a security guard informed Amy’s dad, Mitch, of Blake’s presence in the house. Mitch then rushed over to find Blake in Amy’s bed. He then threw […]