America’s favorite reality modeling competition starts its 13th cycle this evening! America’s Next Top Model will kick off tonight at 8pm on the CW. This cycle is unique in that all models are under 5’7″, which traditionally is thought to be too short. I’m sure Tyra realizes that with over 12 seasons they haven’t produced […]

Watch Andy Dick Play Ronald McDonald!
Funny man Andy Dick dons a red wig and plays burger-lovin’ Ronald McDonald in this hilarious Funny Or Die skit. Except we think that the folks over at McDonalds may not be lovin’ it so much. After the jump – Dick plays a gruesome chicken-killing monster who is interviewed by fellow funny man Martin Short. […]

Melanie’s Rehab: Skiing And Pain Meds
What led Melanie Griffith back to rehab? Hubby Antonio Banderas wasn’t afraid to reveal why the 52 year-old actress relapsed to Ellen Degeneres on an upcoming episode of her daytime talk show. Explains Antonio: “It was said actually in some magazine that I said that I gave an ultimatum to my wife. That I present […]

Whitney & Oprah: The Hype Begins
Oprah Winfrey is hyping her September 14 sit-down with Whitney Houston bigtime! She’s calling it: “one of the most, if not the most, powerful interviews I’ve ever done.” What?!! You mean more than Elizabeth Taylor, O? Ha ha! (Those of you laughing are O fans who know that O has said that ET is her […]
Tyra Banks’ Real Hair: “It’s Been An Unsolved Mystery”
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pisyysp24rw Want to see video of Tyra Banks‘ real hair? The 35 year-old businesswoman unveiled her hair on the season premiere of her talk show yesterday to an audience of excited fans, eager for their drag queen hero to “keep it real!” Daytime’s realest sister even proclaimed: “This is me, y’all!” The verdict? A total […]

Sorry Pervs, but No Megan Fox Sextape For You!
Megan Fox sure knows how to break a guys heart! Millions of boys across the world pop open their google browser each and every morning in hopes of typing in the magic words “megan fox sex tape” and hitting the jackpot when one suddenly appears, but according to the actress it ain’t gonna happen! Fox, […]

Kathy Griffin Is Bigger (And Funnier) Than Jesus
Who’s funnier than hell – and Jesus? In a hilariously uncomfortable sit-down on The Today Show with Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb, funny lady Kathy Griffin compared her new book, ‘Official Book Club Selection‘ to the Bible. Which devout christian Kathie Lee found not so funny. Some highlights: Kathy Griffin: “I would like this […]

The Dream and Christina Milian Are Married
The Dream, who wrote “Umbrella” and now puts “eh eh eh” into every song he composes married Christina Milian, who I can’t name a hit song by without using Google over the weekend. (Mrs. Milian is wildy rumored to be pregnant.) They wed in a Vegas ceremony – Bossip claims Christina rented her wedding dress […]
Sandlers Do The Fair
The Sand-man and the Sand-fam hit the fair this weekend. His kids are going to have a religious experience when they’re old enough to listen to daddy’s masterpiece They’re All Going to Laugh At You. The older one looks like she’s about 4, so she’s only one year away from being the perfect age to listen to “Mr. Spindel’s […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Leann Rimes and Some Guy
Leann Rimes has been a tabloid fixture as of late – she broke up with her light-loafered husband and is currently hitting the soon-to-be-divorced father of two, Eddie Cibrian. Our photog snapped her out and about with this guy.

