The first sneak peek from the upcoming episodes of Jon – Kate + 8 have been released. While there’s not much Jon in the footage, considering he’s been jetting off to France and The Hamptons with his young hos, Kate declares that she’s going to have to “do things she’s never done before.” Her hair […]
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Jon & Kate Sneak Peek!
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Somebody Loaned Annie Leibovitz 24 Million Dollars, Wants it Back
Annie Leibovitz, the superstar photographer best known for her exquisitely boring images of obvious celebs in Rolling Stone and Vanity Fair, is being sued for defaulting on a loan of TWENTY-FOUR MILLION DOLLARS. The woman presses a button for a living. Annie collateralized the rights to her work to secure the cash. Now she’s fighting […]
Remember “Men at Work”? They’re Being Sued Over “Down Under.” It’s 2009
Antipodean popsters Men at Work scored a hit stateside in 1983 with their ode to meeting people from Australia “Down Under.” 26 year later they’re being sued by Larrikin Publishing, who claim that the song steals the flute riff from “Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree,” written in 1934. Marge: We have them in […]
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Because We Really Needed More People Convinced They Can DJ Your Party; Activision to Release DJ Hero
You ever realize how every person with a halfway decent ear for music declares they are a DJ? They slap the vocals from a Beatles song with the backbeat of a 80’s hip hop song and sit around waiting for the millions to roll in. Who is encouraging these people?! Well, for now it’s Activision, […]
Mel Gibson. Again
Don’t get your hopes up –Mel Gibson didn’t give us a new round of funny Jew-hating remarks to drop into casual conversation for an easy laugh. He wasn’t even blackout drunk. He just ripped a photog’s shirt. The 53-year-old alcoholic adulterer nightclub-loving disciple of Christ doesn’t like snappers all up in his ish. So when […]
Non-Child Abuser Joe Jackson Confirms MJ’s Love Child
Joe Jackson, who, as it turns out, didn’t beat Michael Jackson after all, has dropped another shocking truth-bomb: Omer Bhatti, rumored to be MJ’s love child since scoring a primo seat at the funeral is, in fact, the late singer’s son. In an interview with NewsOne.com (for black America – I’m not being racist, I’m […]
Roseanne Gives A Shout Out To Hitler
Yep, that’s our beloved Roseanne dressed as the Fuhrer on the cover of the latest issue of Heeb magazine. Never one to shy from controversy, Kabbalist Roseanne is depicted in “The German Issue” in full Hitler mustache, and taking people cookies out of a burning oven. I know what you’re thinking. Madonna‘s going to have […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Kicks Off Tonight
Bravo’s hit series The Real Housewives Of… returns to Atlanta tonight for its second season. The Real Housewives of Atlanta, also known as the one where Bravo acknowledges that black people exist, was the first reality show to reach 2 million viewers for the channel. Nobody brings the crazy like Atlanta! Sheree, NeNe, Lisa, and […]
Holy Photoshop!
So everybody knows that retouching a photo is pretty much a part of any promotional item, and everybody knows that Khloe Kardashian has lost a whole bunch of weight recently and is looking like a brand new Khloe. But what the F is up with her face in this new promo for her and Kourtney’s […]
Lily Allen and Liam Gallagher Turn Virgin Atlantic Flight into a Personal Party Plane
Bad girl singer Lily Allen and Oasis musician Liam Gallagher turned a Virgin Atlantic flight into their own personal cocktail lounge on a recent flight to Japan. Both singers were headed separately to the Fuji Rocks concert in Japan, and reportedly pre-partied in the first class lounge before taking their boozing to the plane. Allen […]