Disney security has made a phone call on behalf of Miley Cyrus to LAPD to give them a heads up about a possible stalker that has been a problem for the star in the past. And it’s not Billy Rae! The stalker, a 53 year-old man named Mark McLeod, attempted to gain access to the […]

Jackson’s Last Breakfast
Hey, it’s a slow news day. Michael Jackson’s personal chef is coming out of the kitchen and revealing all. Well, if by all, she means that his non-appearance at breakfast on the day he died was suspect. We smell a book deal: “My boss, Michael Jackson. The Corn Flake days.” Jackson’s personal chef, Kai Chase, […]

WTF?! Idol Shocker! Kara DioGuardi Is Coming Back
Hey, Paula! Guess who’s coming back for more? E! Online reports that American Idol “Fourth” judge, Kara DioGuardi is coming back for more. The lukewarmly-received judge is indeed back on board for season number nine, despite an “agreement” for fellow judge Paula having yet to be reached. Why bring Kara back? Personally, we’d rather see […]

Jackson Custody Deal Reached
Bring those babies down to Kingdom Hall – Katherine Jackson has sole custody of the Jackson children. Not Rebbie. Under a new custody deal, Debbie Rowe will receive visitation rights but won’t ask for custody. 12 year old Prince, 11 year-old Paris, and 7 year-old Blanket have learned that Rowe is their natural mother and […]
Jude Law Welcomes Baby Number Four
Babywood News: Jude Law is expecting his fourth child. There’s a slight cloud over the happy announcement. It’s with a former fling and the pregnancy wasn’t planned. Jude, 36, has three children with former wife Sadie Frost, and is currently single. Hi ever-so-careful publicist made the following announcement: “Jude Law can confirm that, following a […]
Madonna: 14 Years Of Pretending to Be Jewish
Folks. Lemme explain Judaism to you from a member’s perspective: we’re doing fine without you. Don’t get me wrong: you people are great. After all, you do make up 99.99% of the global population, so you’ve gotta be doing something right. But the way we make more Jews is by taking two Jews and getting […]

Married With Children Reunion
Everyone has been talking about this damn Saved by the Bell reunion on Jimmy Fallon that has yet to happen, and it has just been revealed that the SBTB cast did pose together for the cover of People, but what about a Married With Children reunion? When’s that going to happen? It already did!!! Ed […]
Why Did LeAnn Rimes Split From Her Probably Homosexual Husband?
Now that they’ve made the split official, the celebs gossip world is abuzz with theories as to why LeAnn Rimes and Dean Sheremet didn’t go the distance. And every single one of those theories revolves around Dean not being physically attracted to women. This Google search for “Dean Sheremet” and “gay” returns 22,600 hits. Granted, […]

Jon Hamm and Ben Affleck Get Bromantic in New Movie
Mad Men‘s dapper Jon Hamm and every gossip magazine’s Ben Affleck will star in The Town, a “romantic thriller.” What, exactly, is a romantic thriller? I don’t think I’ve seen one since Hitchcock‘s Notorious. Welcome back, you crazy genre! So what will this movie be about, and Jennifer Lopez isn’t somehow in it, is she? […]
Three Timer!
Eddie Cibrian is the actor who’s most famous for being caught in that scandalous affair with his Northern Lights co-star Leeann Rimes, (how Tori & Dean) but these shocking photos reveal that Leanne might not have been Eddie’s only girl on the side. Here, we give you EXCLUSIVE photos of Eddie Cibrian on a romantic […]
