In a Q&A of fan questions in this week’s People magazine, David Beckham was asked what passion he has that might surprise people- “I’m very passionate about cleanliness and housework. I love to vacuum. And I also like cooking.” So… the sexiest man on the planet also likes housework? SWOON! I must disassemble his fembot […]

George Clooney’s Latest Girlfriend Still Less Famous Than He Is
George Clooney doesn’t have to cry himself to sleep all those lonely bachelor nights anymore, because he’s found himself an upstanding career girl as his new gal pal. No more waitresses or models for him! The lucky lottery winner of the Clooney Bangin’ Sweepstakes? Elisabetta Canalis, who hosts the Italian version of MTV’s TRL. Oh, […]
Demi Lovato Dethrones Daughtry to Become This Week’s Most Talented Musician
Demi Lovato dropped at #1 this week with her second album, Here We Go Again. (Demi, I’m as excited as you were when you named it.) Quick, can you name a Demi Lovato song? If you can, you’re checking this post in your school’s library. Because it’s lunchtime and you are 12. Chris Daughtry‘s rawkin’ […]

Glee Sneak Peak Brings Oodles of Joy
Can’t wait for Glee to premiere its new season on September 9? Check out a sneak peak above of what’s to come. Looks like FOX got cocky with good ratings for the pilot – they’re throwing money at this thing, as evidenced by the fantasy dance numbers which I’m assuming will fill every episode. Musical […]
PICS: Lauren Conrad Is Ballin’ Through the Recession
The image of someone walking out of an ultra-expensive department store carrying a bunch of their bags is one I’ve always had trouble wrapping my head around. I understand why Cher from Clueless can afford to do it – she’s imaginary, that was a movie, and the bags were empty. Here’s Lauren Conrad walking out […]

Britney’s Bestselling Song – Guess K-Fed Was Good for Something?
Need some Britney Spears trivia for your next dinner party? Well, Brit’s best-selling single in her 12 year career (holy cow, I’m old) is, drumroll please… “Womanizer”! The song off her Circus album has sold 2,777,614 copies so far. To compare, “Baby, One More Time” sold 1 million and “Toxic” sold a pathetic, humiliating 500,000. […]

Tanning Beds “As Deadly As Arsenic”; Paris Goes Into Hiding
This news just in, bitches: Tanning beds are as deadly as arsenic and mustard gas. A new study reveals that indoor tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are “probable carcinogens.” Medical journal Lancet Oncology published the hot mess news flash on Wednesday, and issued this shocker: The risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when […]

Bryce Dallas Howard Joins Twilight Franchise – Any Roles Left for Me?
Bryce Dallas Howard, the only saving grace of films like The Village, Manderlay and Spiderman 3, will take over the role of Victoria in the third Twilight movie Eclipse. We are telling you this now, despite the fact Eclipse hasn’t even started filming, and New Moon hasn’t even come out yet. Jesus. The role was […]
Paris, Not France Reveals Paris Hilton To Be A Self-Absorbed Socialite with Lots of Money (SHOCKING!)
Paris Hilton‘s documentary, called Paris, Not France, aired last night on MTV. The documentary was billed as an exclusive look into the side of Paris that few see. It was supposed to break down a lot of the false conclusions we the commoners have about Ms. Hilton. Not so much. She revealed that her baby […]

Tobey Maguire’s Family Uses the Good Maguire Name to Star in Reality Show
Since when are the Maguire‘s the new Lohans? According to Page Six, Tobey Maguire‘s mom and brother are getting their old reality show. Wendy Maguire and 15-year old Weston will be the stars of a reality show about how “a single mother sacrifices to shield her children from the downside of the entertainment industry.” Is […]

