A suggestion for Jimmy Fallon though… Do the reunion anyways. Hit her below the belt. Invite Leanna Creel. The one who played “Tori Scott” for that season where Kelly and Jesse were mysteriously missing. You know, the first senior year. I’m sure she’s got nothing at all to do these days. Tiffani Thiessen is Busy […]
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Ashlee and Big Bronx Hit the Streets of H.Wood
Isn’t it a bit strange that Bronx Wentz is nearly the same size as his momma!? Cute for sure, but a total chubster! Starzlife caught up with Ashlee Simpson and baby Bronx after leaving a recent play date in Hollywood. Maybe she’s just super small, but they have the same size heads! Check out @Starzlife […]

Heidi Won’t Actually Be Nude in Playboy, Men Might Turn to Reading the Articles
In an interview with US Magazine, Heidi Pratt‘s sister, Holly Montag, revealed that her sister will not be nude when she appears in Playboy magazine. “She’s not nude. Her Maxim cover was so gorgeous and tasteful, and I know Playboy is going to be the same. It’s really cool that she can be part of […]

Kate Gosselin’s Got An Apartment in Maryland, Not Impressing Anyone
If the months following a divorce are nothing but a battle of Look-How-Good-I’m-Doing-Without-You-Honey, Kate Gosselin is surely losing. Ex-husband Jon is stringing along two women, vacationing with famous designers in St. Tropez, and buying luxury condos in Manhattan. Kate, on the other hand, still has bad hair and is buying a condo in Rockville, MD, […]

Kid Rock Hates Twitter, Possibly Gays Too
Kid Rock apparently has never watched the Hilary Duff PSA telling us not to use the term ‘gay’ where you might use ‘retarded‘, err, ‘dumb’ or ‘stupid’. He tells Rolling Stone his opinion on Twitter in an interview: “It’s gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell […]
It Looks Like We Have A Short In The Trunk
“Uh, Judy… Would you come back here a second?” The NY Post reports that Dolly Parton’s Broadway baby ‘9 to 5’ will close its doors around Labor Day. The production – which reportedly cost $14 million to stage – was marred by tepid reviews and lackluster box office sales. The closure is a slap-in-the-titties for […]
William Shatner Does Sarah Palin; Throws Down Alaskan Poetry
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOC7WrPA1bA Look out Tina Fey – William Shatner wants your act! The Star Trek legend went on Conan the other night to throw down some beat poetry – AKA the former GOP Vice President candidate Sarah Palin’s crazy farewell speech. Quotes Shatner: “Here Mother Nature wins – and it is as throughout all Alaska that […]
Blink 182 is Back Together! Bet You’re Glad You Didn’t Kill Yourself Now!
I know, I know. When you heard Blink 182 was breaking up, you cried until the make-up your mom says you’re not allowed to wear to school ran down your chin. You tore their Tiger Beat tear-outs down from your wall. You even considered the unthinkable, but then you put “Adam’s Song” on repeat until […]

Madonna’s Ex to Release Racy Photos, Nothing We Haven’t Seen Before
Somebody’s pulling a “Paris Hilton Storage Locker of 2007″ game all over again, but this time they’re reeling in bigger fish. Madonna‘s ex, James Albright, is attempting to release (ahem, sell) old love notes and racy messages left by the pop singer from over 20 years ago. Up for grabs? “17 minutes worth of ‘racy’ […]
Josh Groban Vicariously Feeling Up Katy Perry’s Breasts
Did Katy Perry get a tattoo of alleged amour Josh Groban‘s name on her chest? Either way, you get a flash of some Katy clevage, so stop complaining that Josh’s (misspelled) name is all over it and not yours. Perry uploaded the pic to her Twitter yesterday,cheekily adding, “OH NO!!! I WAS SO DRUNK! I […]
