httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjTMiZecxzE&feature=player_embedded There’s something so irritating about Avril Lavigne and I’m not talking about her music. If I had no idea what she looked or dressed like or was not aware of her childish behavior in front of the papparazzi, I would equate the name “Avril Lavigne” with “Catchy pop music” and nothing else. But alas, […]
Caught On Tape! Joan Rivers Freaks Out During Taping
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iyEpQp4oL4 Potty-mouthed legend Joan Rivers isn’t about to go out quietly. The septuagenarian comic treated Comedy Central staffers to some choice words and diva-like behavior at her Roast last week. After giving guests and roasters strict instructions about what (and who) NOT to do talk about, she unleashed a s**t storm of abuse! What do […]
What Part of “Tax Evasion is Spectacularly Illegal” Doesn’t Chris Tucker Understand
Folks: death and taxes. As in: they’re the only things promised in life. And if you’re not cool with the “death” part, you can get religious. Which Chris Tucker is. That might take care of death (in your head), but you’ve still gotta pony up. Especially when you make $20 million a film. The Rush […]
PICS: Eve Buying Make-Up at MAC. Ruff Ryders!
I wanna say it again: Ruff Ryders! Rapper/actress/time of day Eve was snapped (oh, snap girlfriend) at the MAC store on Roberston buying make-up with her moms. Rap chicks love MAC. And rappers like chicks who wear MAC. I know this because they reference it so often, like when Fabolous says “use them MAC-polished lips […]

Mad Men Versions of Celebs
AMC has a new toy up on its website where you can turn yourself into a cartoon version of a Mad Men-era boozer and womanizer. I, of course, decided to turn some beloved celebs into the cartoons. Check out for yourself irrefutable proof I need a life! 50 Cent, Eva Longoria Parker, (compare to real […]

Travolta Not Leaving Scientology After All
So much for John Travolta leading the way for celebs Scientologists to leave the mysterious religion. Guess somebody had a change of heart, or was bullied into denying everything. Your call. Travolta’s rep refuted the Daily Mail’s story, saying, “There’s no change in the relationship between the Church of Scientology and John,” Paul Bloch told […]

Marilyn Manson a Joke According to Magazine Article, My Eyes
Throw down your pogs and take a hearty refreshing sip of your Crystal Pepsi, because we’re heading back to the 90s! That’s the last time Marilyn Manson was actually popular, but for some reason, he’s continued to keep his name in the press. How’d he do that? By being a total tool. What, you think […]

Bachelorette Finale Update (So You Can Keep Up at the Watercooler)
ABC’s condoned gang bang otherwise known as The Bachelorette came to its natural conclusion last night- a marriage proposal and several broken hearts. Jillian the Canadian, who was spurned during the last go-’round of The Bachelor, got her pick of men this season. On last night’s finale she weighed her options and ultimately chose the tech […]

Eva Longoria Parker’s New Do
Starzlife spotted Eva Longoria-Parker leaving a recent trip to Ken Paves salon in Beverly Hills lookin’ fine showing off her new do. Unfortunately for Eva Longoria Parker, when you associate her with Ken Paves, you associate them both with Jessica Simpson, and their little circle will be forever tainted by the music video for Jessica […]

Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle Have Stopped Holding Hands
ATTENTION PRETTY LADIES! If you like reflected limelight but don’t like sex, Joe Jonas is back on the market. The virginal, hair-straightening frontman for tween-pop Beatles-second-coming The Jonas Brothers has been kicked to the curb by Camilla Belle, the comely star of 10,000 BC and The Chumscrubber. What did gossip columnists do before IMDB? I […]
