Bachelorette Finale Update (So You Can Keep Up at the Watercooler)

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ABC’s condoned gang bang otherwise known as The Bachelorette came to its natural conclusion last night- a marriage proposal and several  broken hearts.

Jillian the Canadian, who was spurned during the last go-’round of The Bachelor, got her pick of men this season. On last night’s finale she weighed her options and ultimately chose the tech consultant Ed Swiderski, who then proposed with a giant ABC-funded diamond ring.

“Hey, remember that time you were dating 10 of my roommates? That was so hot. Let’s get married.

Ed Spiderwick Chronicles had made a dramatic exit mid-season when he left the show in order to handle a work emergency. He returned a few episodes later to beg forgiveness (and pick up a check from ABC).

Jillian had to turn down Kiptyn Locke and Reid Rosenthal last night on her road to the altar. They may never recover.

So how long before the relationship goes south and Ed Spiderwick Chronicles finds himself the star of The Bachelor?

Picture via: ABC

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2 Responses to Bachelorette Finale Update (So You Can Keep Up at the Watercooler)

  1. July 29, 2009 at 4:15 pm #

    So THIS is why my roommates took over the living room for two long, humorless hours. Why do they care so much about this chick? For Christ’s sake, she’s CANADIAN.

  2. July 29, 2009 at 8:42 pm #

    The show is sooo bad, but I can’t stop watching!

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