Tag Archives | McDonalds

Target & Others Joining in on Charlie Sheen Craze

Everyone on twitter is enjoying Charlie sheen jokes, quotes, and tweets,  so why not Target? The company took to their Twitter page and 114,000 followers to send the message: “Contrary to popular opinion, #TigerBlood is not available at the Dollar Spot. #Winning, however, is on sale daily.” Two genius ways of getting their page in […]

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Base-Brawl Ensues in San Fran McDonalds Following Game One of the World Series

God bless America!  We’ve heard of fan riots pitting each team’s supporter against each other. But what happens following Game 1 of the 2010 World Series when the San Francisco Giants pull a huge comeback win against the Texas Rangers at home and  some San Fran hood-rat gets the last McRib in a McDonalds full […]

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Paris Hilton Giving Up McDonalds?

Paris Hilton may not have appeared to really gain a pound in the past ten years, but like every other girl, she’s making a resolution for bikini season.  No more fast food! Hilton, who was once a Carl’s Jr. spokes person had this to say in a recent interview; “I’ve been really working out I’m […]

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When Transvestites Attack

“Drag Queens. Transsexuals is what they were.” This awesome news report about a gang of drag queens attacking a local McDonald’s reads like a Marvel Comics spread. The Transsexuals attack! And then they “disrobe” – kicking off their stilhetto boots, hoop earrings and jackets! How did McDonald’s managers put this hot mess fire out? How […]

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Watch Andy Dick Play Ronald McDonald!

Funny man Andy Dick dons a red wig and plays burger-lovin’ Ronald McDonald in this hilarious Funny Or Die skit. Except we think that the folks over at McDonalds may not be lovin’ it so much. After the jump – Dick plays a gruesome chicken-killing monster who  is interviewed by fellow funny man Martin Short. […]

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