Beckham’s Bakery: Closed.

Several news outlets are reporting our favorite “baby mamma” won’t be able to add any new legitimate memebers to her “major” clan.
And were not talking of Saint Jolie, she is immaculate and is currently being audited to become part of the holy trinity which will allow her to have as many children as she pleases.  Well, not really, but we can’t deny our love for Angelina Jolie and the 14 million dollars in spare change she has donated to charity.

The miserable soul who is being advised not to get pregnant again is Victoria Beckham!

Yes, the diminutative fashion connoisseur has been told she will be risking her life if she ever puts another bun in her *tiny* oven, EVER, again.

Although the mother of 3  is only at a tender age of 34, her tiny frame is what has the doctors worried.

Vicky B, as we like to call her, might have to forget about having her very own mini-me daughter and look into adopting a baby girl from around the world to play dress-up, OR we have a perfect suggestion, she can find a surrogate mother who will carry her egg and David’s batter so her lil’ oven can stay healthy.

It will be like a pot-luck sort of thing. The beckhams bring the ingredients and the chosen one brings the oven. PERFECT.

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4 Responses to Beckham’s Bakery: Closed.

  1. August 6, 2008 at 9:00 pm #

    She has a baron Vag : (

  2. August 7, 2008 at 12:25 pm #

    Dear me, is the american health system so primitive it can’t keep people alive during labour now?

    She was fine over here, if the US system can’t handle something as simple as this then its best nobody in the country takes the risk of getting pregnant. And incompetent hospital is a very bad thing.

    This is why not having a state funded health system is a bad idea, you just cannot get the staff without Government funding.

  3. August 7, 2008 at 1:15 pm #

    Europe SUCKS! euro guy! Soccer is stupid, your little accents are stupid, and the Beckhams are better off here!

    David can actually make more money doing important things, while still getting 250 mil for sitting on the bench during the dumbest game in the world.


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