Ha ha, look how the Associated Press describes Marc Anthony:
Anthony is married to singer-actress Jennifer Lopez. He has sold more than 10 million albums and is also an actor.
Read on to learn more about his minority (no racial pun intended) stake in the Miami Dolphins as well as my shock at finding out that Marc Anthony has sold 10 million albums:
Oh my God, can you believe that Marc Anthony has sold 10 million albums?! Does he have 8 million cousins?
Mr. Lopez became a minority owner in the Miami Dolphins today, along with Gloria Estefan. Ay! That sounds like uno muy caliente group of people who make God-awful music. To wit: Jimmy Buffet will be writing a new song for the team.