The “All About Eve” stories circulating on Idol gossip sites indicate that new judge Kara DioGuardi has most certainly been cast as a modern day Eve Harrington. This gal’s not a climber… she’s a mountaineer!
And Idol’s most boring judge has taken to the radio to assert that she really didn’t claw her way past Paula. Kara tells Ryan Seacrest:
“It was her choice to leave. I never was here to replace her. It would be impossible to replace Paula Abdul. She’s an incredible talent. She is somebody who helped make the show as big as it is. How could you ever replace that?…If anything, she was really somebody who helped me because it was awkward at times being the fourth person.”
OK, First off: How can you replace Paula? Easy! Get a drug habit. Start boozing! And let the slurry games begin!
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