Beyonce and J were out to dinner and a paparazzo jabbed bodyguard Julius in the back with a tripod. Julius then responded by throwing the tripod in the Adriatic Sea. As you do.
Julius will now be charged with assault and destruction of private property by Croatian officials. There is a video of the incident, including the back-jabbing part, so hopefully Julius will walk free. Man’s just trying to do his job. (But don’t try too hard, we like those paparazzi pics!)