Susan Boyle sold 701,000 copies of her debut album. Is she a Scientologist? Did David Miscavige instruct all Church members to buy ten copies? Did you buy this thing? If so, or if you even bothered to download it, I demand you leave a comment proving you exist.
This Reuters articles says that only one other solo artist in history has had a bigger first week – Snoop Dogg with 803,000 copies of Doggystyle – but it’s wrong. Hell-o? 50 Cent with 872,000 copies of Get Rich or Die Trying?! Give a mack some credit.
In honor of Susan’s triumph, let’s not watch anything by her. Here’s another 50 Cent video dissing Fat Joe: