I wouldn’t mind taking one ride on the roller coaster that is Tila Tequila’s life.
It was just a couple months back she was claiming “abuse” by her “supposed” boyfriend Shawne Merriman, which was quickly thrown out by the judge sending her on a downward spiral which included many of twitter rants, and some messed up uStream videos where she’d dance around naked and say the wildest things.
Now… She’s engaged! (cue record screech)
In another uStream video this week, Tila annoucned that she was engaged to her girlfriend Casey Johnson, (heiress of Johnson and Johnson, creators of tear free baby shampoo)
Says Tila; “This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first—Tila army fans—tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!” Explaining that she had just received a “17-carat diamond ring from my baby. It’s so fat you can’t even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar! Casey Johnson and Miss Tila Tequila are officially engaged. Woo!”
But why so quick? Were they even ever dating that anyone knew about?
She explains; “We’re what you call U-Haul lesbians, where you meet and fall in love and move in the next day and have kids.”
Soooooo congrats to the happy couple!
As for that whole pesky Shawne Merriman thing and hopefully it doesn’t ruin her engagement, but Shawne is counter suing the shot at love star, accusing her of spreading lies about domestic abuse to damage his reputation and ruin his career.
Even though he was freed by the judge, Merriman claims to have lost out on some deals shortly after his arrest.