Adam Lambert Appears Before The Judgmental BeYotches Of The View


Before a disgraced Adam Lambert returned to ABC this morning (well, a pre-recorded version of this morning), a somber Whoopi Goldberg told The View: “I think he’s more aware now that there are certain guidelines that he needs to follow…”

What?! Are these hypocritical bitches still rapping the singer’s knuckles for kissing a man? Was Madonna, or Britney Spears, or Christina Aguilera – or even Barbara Walters for that matter – subjected to such a witch hunt after a same sex smooch?

Adam Lambert – who appears to be barely keeping his cool amid such hypocritical bigotry from ABC – told the bigoted beyotches of The View:

Protect your children, people! I don’t know why. It was a crazy performance. It’s a one-time performance, not meant to be an announcement. I’m surprised. Is it really that big of a deal?

Added Joy: “You’re not exactly a nice Jewish boy.

Adam: “I’m a little different. My dreidel spins the other way.

We love it! And somebody kick those old fashioned Krones off our television sets!

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