Paris Hilton will stand in the same category as Mark Twain, Thomas Jefferson, and Confucius when she enters the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations‘ newest edition. What gem spewed forth from her lipsticked mouth that was deemed worthy of preserving for future generations in a compendium of notable thoughts? “Dress cute wherever you go, life is […]
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One of the best ways to get ahead in Hollywood is to bite the hand that feeds you. Bad mouth a major director who cast you in two summer blockbusters. That really inspires other directors to want to work with you! That’s exactly what Megan Fox does. She told Wonderland magazine recently, concerning Transformers director […]
“Miley, I am officially a fan. But I can’t say the same about Hannah Montana. Now that, is a dirty little slut.” -Chelsea Handler raving over Miley Cyrus’ new song Party in the USA and the stripper pole featuring performance that went along with it at this years Teen Choice Awards.
“I was a fan of both his work and a fan of him as a person. The world has lost not only a quintessential filmmaker whose influence will be felt for generations, but a great and decent man.” -Macaulay Culkin on his long time friend, John Hughes, creator of the greatest movie ever, Home Alone, […]
“I think I’m pretty sexy in it. The movie is SO sexy! You better put on your sexy shoes for this movie!” -Megan Fox on how sexy she is in her new movie. Where does one get some sexy shoes?
“I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was fucking him!” – A reportedly wasted Ashlee Simpson directed at ex Pete Wentz girlfriend Michelle Trachtenberg at an event in LA this week. How lady like. You kiss your son with that mouth?
“I’m like a little monkey and love to swing around on things. So that’s why I decided to create my own line of sports poles which will be coming out soon!” -Kendra Wilkinson calls her line of stripper poles a “sports pole” on her official website. That’s like calling the man who drives the garbage […]
“JUSTIN IS THE NEW MIKE , BEYONCE’S THE NEW TINA TURNER, GAGA’S MADONNA, JAY IS SINATRA… WAYNE IS HENDRIX, THOM YORKE IS ROGER WATERS, THESE ARE THE CHAMPIONS AND SHOULD BE DOCUMENTED AS SUCH. THAT SAID, IT WOULD BE DOPE IF THE PAPS OPERATED WITH THE SAME INTEGRITY AND ATTENTION TO THEIR CRAFT AS THE […]
Sure it’s been debated before…spoiled rich kid or hard worker, but at a recent pre-hearing in Miami this week for a lawsuit against Paris Hilton the hotel heiress brought the lolz. Hilton is being sued for 8 million dollars for failing to fulfill promotional duties for her 2006 film “Pledge This” though she claims that […]
“I’m not so narrow-minded so I definitely think a lot broader. Everyone has the right to be happy and be treated equally and I think not allowing gay marriage just kind of puts us back. I believe you’re in love with who you’re in love with, and you should be able to marry them. No […]