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You see, it’s all good!! Just press this button on her back, and “presto!”…

February 21, 2008: Essence Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon.Either Katie Holmes has been forbidden all internet/media access, or that little trip to the Geek Squad worked wonders for Tommy’s social life!!  Mr. and Mrs. Tom Cruise seemed pretty boring cuddly yesterday at the Essence Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon, in spite of rumors of Tom […]

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Scientologists are cool with cheating!

But if someone ends up getting jealous or depressed, they best be coping with breathing exercises, or else!Well, cuddle me silly, y’all!!  Looks like Tiny Cruise here had himself one heck of a Valentine’s Day!!  First, he got to spend one very “romantic” afternoon, playing dress-up with his wifie, Katie “Stepford” Holmes, and their baby […]

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Chelsea Lately is hilarious!

Katie Holmes is a plastic Beauty Queen. This past week on the Chelsea Handler show (Chelsea Lately) there was some of the expected chit-chat on the Katie Reese arrest fiasco. I almost peed my pants.The subject came up as to whether we were so bored and fed up with our own predictable celebrities, that we’re now […]

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Katie the lunching lady!

I caught up with one of Hollywood’s most sought after personalities at Joans on Third having a Gay’ ol’ time with her girlfriend. Sadly, her allowed time to interact with humans expired and she had to return to Tommy’s dungeon in the Hollywood Hills. 

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