If you’re poor, white, and live in Middle America, I’ve got something you’re going to love, and no, it’s not crystal meth! Check out “Juggalo News,” a funny video that imagines what it would be like if Juggalos could read. From the creator of Scott Meets Family Circus.
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Brett Favre Wears His Wranglers… On the Ground!
He’s the oldest QB ever headed to the NFC championship game next weekend at the age of 40, but that doesn’t mean Brett Favre gets all grandpa-y after the game in the locker room. After literally squashing the Dallas Cowboys 34 to 3 and putting up and Al Bundy esque “4 touchdowns, 1 game” performance, […]
Bear Grylls Takes One For the Team
Bear Grylls has already been exposed as fraud for his show Man vs. Wild, but if real, this is actually wild! On an upcoming episode, he gives himself an enema to rehydrate himself. He tells a sob story about a family who stayed alive on a life raft for 38 days because of using this […]
Forget Balloon Boy, It’s all about Train Boy Today!
A six month old baby in Melbourne rolled off the platform of the train station moments before the train passed by and ran him over, only to SURVIVE! The child ended up with only a scratch on his head. A little more impressive than a fake 60 mile balloon ride and hiding in a box! […]
Stop Breaking My Heart, Whitney Houston
Crack has ruined Whitney Houston‘s voice. The singer performed in Central Park yesterday for a segment on Good Morning America, singing “I’m Every Woman.” Couldn’t make it to the show? Well, go to your local karaoke bar and find the drunkest woman you can with a Marlboro voice and have her sing for you. The […]
Madonna’s Celebration Video: Hot Gays, Her Crotch, and Family
Madonna‘s new video for her single “Celebration” is out, and the 51 year-old has proverbially “brought it”. She looks amazing, and as much as I hated the song when I first heard it, I’ll admit, it’s growing on me (this is known as the “Womanizer” phenomenon). Keep your eyes peeled for Madge’s bf Jesus Luz […]
Britney for President! Britney on Letterman Video
Britney Spears presented David Letterman’s Top 10 List last night on his show. The topic, “Top 10 Ways The Country Would be Different if Britney Spears Were President.” Brit Brit presented in a bikini on a stool, causing her to shift in her chair, which Dave mocked. Check out for yourself!
Pre-Teen Kid Loves Vanessa Hudgens’ “Tittays”
Every middle school class had that one kid who was way too sexual for his own good at way too young. He was the one that made thumbs up signs when the cute sub bent over, got sent to the principal’s office for saying “sticker? I barely knew her”, and spent all day drawing penises […]
Scarlett Johansson and Pete Yorn Duet Music Video
Pete Yorn, indie singer-songwriter, joined up with actress Scarlett Johansson, who likes to fancy herself a singer, in a collaboration entitled Relator. The project started before Johansson recorded her album of Tom Waits covers, Anywhere I Lay My Head and you can picture the song being played in the background as you shop for oversized […]
OMG, Gossip Girl Season 3 Sneak Peek!
Remember last season of Gossip Girl when CW marketers used text lingo to advertise the second season of GG? “OMFG” was seen above hot posters of the rich kids making out. Continuing with the third season, Gossip Girl has moved onto “WTF?”. Check out the video for yourself, IDK, but it seems more like OMG […]
