Charlie Sheen has checked into rehab! Just as his wife has previously done this week, it’s been confirmed by a Sheen rep that he has entered the program as a preventive measure. Says his publicist, Stan Rosenfeld; “As a preventative measure, Charlie Sheen has entered a rehabilitation facility. He will take some time off from […]
Nickelback Sucks
Nickelback’s official Facebook page has 1,421,320 fans. A page called “Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback?” has 1,473,280 fans. Yes it can. And I heard the pickle’s demo. It sucked. That’s how bad Nickleback is. Chad Kroeger, the lead singer of Nickelback, sent the following email to the page’s administrator:
Um, Like, FINALLY! Robert Pattinson Admits He’s Pounding Out Kristen Stewart
Dude, we knew, but good for you for saying out loud. You’re now free from a life of lies. This is how Clay Aiken felt and how Corbin Bleu will feel. Robert Pattinson has finally owned up to his relationship with Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart: “It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. “We […]
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Gary Busey: New Old Dad
Gary Busey is 65. He had a kid today with his 40-year-old girlfriend.That means when the kid is 5 years old, his dad will be Gary Busey. There should be laws against this kind of thing, because, clearly, the laws of nature have failed. Check out how great Gary is with kids. Here he is […]
Blah Blah Blah; The Latest Video From Ke$ha
The video for Ke$ha’s second single ‘Blah Blah Blah’ has been released, and though the video is not as Ke$ha as the first one, the song is way more Ke$ha than the first one!! I think we’ve come up with a new term here. Ke$ha played a myspace concert last night in the UK, and […]
PETA After Jessica Simpson For Pork Comments
As if Jessica Simpson doesn’t have enough people criticizing the things she does and says, now she’s got PETA breathing down her back. After Daisy, the little dog that was her last link to Nick Lachey, was snatched up by some wild coyotes in Los Angeles a few months ago, Jessica is ready to move […]
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Lindsay Lohan’s Only Gay for One Gal You Guys
Lindsay Lohan isn’t bisexual. She simply couldn’t resist what celebs DJ Samantha Ronson‘s got: club connections and an income. “I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We’re still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She […]
Dick Cheney “Feeling Good” Following 5th Heart Attack
Former Vice President Dick Cheney is said to be “feeling good” after suffering from his fifth heart attack yesterday in Washington. He was taken to the hospital at George Washington University on Monday after complaining of chest pains. Test results revealed that the former #2 suffered from a mild heart attack. DC is recovering today […]
50 Cent to Lose 65 Pounds for Film Role
Rapper 50 Cent Actor Curtis Jackson is going to be making a huge change for an upcoming film role. Fif is planning to shed 65 pounds for an upcoming film, “Things Fall Apart.” He wrote the film which is centered around a college football players battle with cancer, and has secured a deal to produce […]
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STARZLIFE PICS: Voilà Olivier Martinez
Look, it’s frog thespian Olivier Martinez talking on his bike. Knowing how to ride a motorcycle: trés chic et masculin. It also saves gas, which is like 12 dollars a gallon in Europe due to taxes. See? Free health care does not exist! Olivier’s resume includes a bunch of French stuff as well as S.W.A.T […]