Happy Early Halloween Jesus dressers! And how better to celebrate a pagan holiday? Why, with images of that holy fake-tittied bible thumper Carrie Prejean! Naughty pics of Ms. Prejean have surfaced – in a slutty Spider Girl costume! In thigh-high “F**k Me!” pumps, with a bare midriff, the Jesus-lovin’ preacher sticks out her huge fake […]
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Watch This! Hollywood Speaks Out For Health Insurance Companies
This is a must-watch! Check out a hilarious Funny Or Die PSA from a slew of Hollywood celebrities, including Will Ferrell, Madmen Jon Hamm, Olivia Wilde, Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant, Masi Oka, Jordana Spiro, Linda Cardellini, and Donald Faison. The subject matter? Hollywood speaks out for the victims of our national health care crisis: […]
Justin Timberlake to Star in A Movie About Facebook, Plays Tranny Hooker
Aaron Sorkin (the guy behind the show West Wing) is making a movie based on the founding of Facebook. Apparently as he was developing the website, founder Mark Zuckerberg killed a hooker and made her pimp VP of the company to keep him quiet. Oh wait, no. That didn’t happen. Nothing exciting happened. Mark Zuckerberg […]
Mackenzie Phillips Confesses Abortion To Oprah
Mackenzie Phillips continued her “High On Arrival” book tour to Oprah’s house yesterday and among the shocking revelations: she had an abortion after finding out the baby’s father was… her father, John Phillips. The One day At A Time star said the abortion (paid for by her father) was such a wake-up call to her […]
Michelle Phillips: “Mackenzie Has A Lot Of Mental Illness”
Somehow we knew this story just wouldn’t die. Michelle Phillips doesn’t believe her step-daughter Mackenzie’s “consensual incest” allegations. The former Mamas and Papas singer is pissed at Mackenzie – and Oprah! (Oprah? That’s like taking on the FBI!) Phillips released the following statement: “John was a bad parent, and a drug addict. But f**king his […]
Barbie Movie Gets Green Light (Until Your Brother Lights It On Fire)
Universal Pictures has acquired the rights to make a live action movie about the Barbie doll. But how will they ever find an appropriate actress? A tan, blonde girl with plastic boobs and an impossible figure- there’s not a single actress in Hollywood that could fit the bill! Casting will be difficult!
Another Britney’s Greatest Hits Album to Drop, Hey Those Cut Off Shorts Don’t Pay For Themselves
Brit Brit‘s got a new collection coming out. Just in time for the holiday season, Britney Spears will release a “Best Of” collection which will feature a new single entitled “3”. This is the second time a Greatest Hits album has come out, “Greatest Hits: My Prerogative” was released in 2005. The collection will come […]
Who Broke Out Their Paparazzi Disguise?
Bet you guys can’t guess who broke out their “cousin it” costume a few weeks early this year in order to hide their face from us. I’ll give you a hint. Chances are if she heard a little rumor that’s been going around regarding her man and another pop star’s recent NYC rendezvous she’d not […]
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GQ Is a Fashion Magazine, But They’re Running a Piece About Christian Audigier This Month
After sending an email requesting an interview to the address listed on Christian Audigier’s website, GQ senior staffer Devin Friedman was invited to tag along with the shmata-making millionaire for a few days. The result is the fascinating, merciless profile titled “Emperor Du Fromage” now on the magazine’s website. Of particular interest to me was […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Billy Ray Gets City-Folk Haircut!
Miley Cyrus’s dad chopped his locks to almost dad-length! Nice one. Ditch the fannypack and you’re ready for the comeback.