Here’s Sophie Monk displaying her manicured hands to our cameras. She also did some other stuff. Starzlife was there.

Jay Leno Shows – Takes Third Place
It’s too bad Kanye can’t enrage the nation five nights a week, because sitting down to apologize on the Jay Leno Show that often might help restore it to the glory of its first week ratings. The prime time yakker, which bowed to 18.4 million viewers on its first night, is waaay down this week, […]

Joe Francis Gets Off
Girls Gone Wild impresario Joe Francis just dodged a second stint in the clink – he was facing additional jail time from his 2007 charges of tax evasion. Joe Francis has agreed to plead guilty to filing false tax returns and will avoid further jail time in a tax case that spanned two states and several years, court filings show. […]

Karina Smirnoff Would Rather Dance Naked
Dancing With The Stars star Karina Smirnoff has shed the sequins and is showing her lush lady bits in PETA‘s new anti-fur campaign. Smirnoff sexily declares: “I’d rather dance than wear fur!” And we’d rather choke on a fur ball than watch Dancing With The Stars! The sexxxy & single star – she’s no longer […]

Ellen Pompeo Had Her Baby!
Ellen Pompeo finally gave birth to her baby on Sept. 15, but has been laying low. It is the first child for the Grey’s Anatomy star and her husband Chris Ivery. Congratulations! The couple named their girl Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery. Stella Luna, as in Latin for Star and Moon. With celebs baby names, all […]

Kevin Federline to Do Some Much-Needed Clubbing
See, Kevin Federline was just gaining weight for a roll: he’ll be playing “Fat Kevin Federline” on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club. That’s a far cry from the reality show about his life as an awesome dad he was pitching a few months back. Stay Fed (guess who came up with that? K-Fed himself) […]
Chynna Phillips: “I Knew It Was True”
Just in from the “Is It Too Early To Hurl?” department: Chynna Phillips, Mackenzie Phillips‘ half sister, says she already knew about the 10-year love affair between her sibling and famous father. As reported yesterday, Mackenzie claims she had a sexual relationship with her father, Mommas & Papas singer John Phillips, in her new book […]

Renee Zellweger Won’t Get Fat Even If You Pay Her Millions
Even though Renee Zellweger has signed on to star in Bridget Jones Diary 3: Electric Boogaloo, she will not be gaining the weight necessary to play Bridget. Instead, the Zell will don a fat suit. Zellweger is a skinny girl who gained and lost around 30lbs the two previous times she played Bridget Jones. She […]
More Like Rock and Roll Hall of Lame
Blech to the following acts nominated as 2010 inductees to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: KISS, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, LL Cool J, and Genesis. Dammit. Massive popularity does not warrant any sort of permanent accolade. If it did, we would have given My Big Fat Greek Wedding ten Oscars. The RNRHOF nominates […]

Diablo Cody To Adapt Sweet Valley High
Juno and Jennifer’s Body writer Diablo Cody will inject her pop culture loving dialogue and overly ironic humor into a Sweet Valley High movie. She’s set to write the screenplay and produce the adaptation of the beloved teen series, likely doing so with a tongue-in-cheek humor. Sweet Valley High (if you didn’t grow up a […]

