New American Idol judge Ellen Degeneres dished to Ryan Seacrest this afternoon about her new gig. The lesbian comic sounds like she’s going to be playing it real safe – saying she wishes Simon Cowell wasn’t so mean, and that she really hopes America doesn’t think she stole Paula Abdul‘s job. We’re gonna need more […]
Charlie Sheen is a Fearless Truth-Teller: Everyone Was In On 9/11
Did you know our own Federal government orchestrated 9/11? Man. This whole time I thought it was the Jews. (My uncle got a phone call from Israel that day telling him not to go in to work as a waiter at Windows on the World. True story.) The hooker-and-coke-addicted Two and a Half Men star […]

Kathy Griffin: Kate is Enough!
Kathy Griffin debuted this funny little clip last night on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show, which she portrays Kate Gosselin in a biopic that she calls “her Malcom X” Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more hilar… Jon Gosselin shows up, played by George Takei!!! Check it out below; httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1gqLERzk_w
Beverly Hills Bronx
The Wentz’s hit up a local Beverly Hills park this afternoon with baby boy Bronx. (Who is actually cute, unlike some) Rarely seen together due to mega busy schedules, Pete and Ashlee both got to spend the afternoon with their sonĀ as a family for once. They avoided the swings and slides this time as […]

Rose McGowan Has Partial Elbowectomy
Rose McGowan does her own stunts. That’s not surprising – if you can date Marilyn Manson, you can jump off trucks. Unfortunately, one of the stunts on her latest flick went horrifically awry, necessitating surgery. Part of the chick’s elbow was removed. It’s sort of like how Marily Manson had three of his ribs removed […]

New Dad Joel Madden Tweets About His Little Bird
It’s actually a pretty impressive feat if you ask me… Joel Madden brought attention to the world that after the birth of his new son, Sparrow James Midnight Madden, the Twitter world went into Sparrow mania! Writes Joel; “1st day of his life & my son is already a trending topic on twitter. That’s right […]

Cosby Show Kid to do Playboy? (No, Not Raven)
Mediatakeout.com is reporting that Keshia Knight Pulliam, who played “Rudy” on the Cosby Show, is mulling over an offer from Playboy to pose. She’s 30 now, so there’s no need to feel guilty if you’re excited. She hasn’t said yes, and she hasn’t said no. I say “say yes.” Playboy is classy, and you get […]

Holy Hills!
Audrina Patridge posed for the new issue of Maxim Magazine and here are the photos for your viewing pleasure! I saw the cover yesterday and thought damn, she looks good, but these inside stills take it to a whole nother level! No stranger to baring it all, Audrina put the top down for the ride […]

Karl Lagerfeld Celebrates Another Year of Hating Everything Except His Own Aesthetic
Iconic fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld celebrates his birthday today! Only he and Jesus know the true year of his birth though- some reports say 1933, some say 1938, some say he’s a vampire that cannot die and will live as long as Chanel is profitable. Herr Lagerfeld will celebrate by drinking Diet Coke and slamming […]
Tila’s Twitter Takeover: Awesome or Annoying?
If Tila Tequila is anything in real life like she was on Twitter last night, well lets just say certain things wouldn’t be a surprise! The reality star took over twitter last night by having a re-tweet session with her followers. It all started when she left a shout out to Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver […]

