Reno 911! Gets Cancelled, but COPS is Going on Strong

Like all good shows on television that you actually enjoy, Reno 911! has been canceled. Comedy Central decided not to renew the series after the sixth season completed this Summer. It’s kind of funny that Comedy Central cancels one of their shows that has made it into syndication. I’m a little upset, but as long […]

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Pink On Michael Vick: “I Hope The Fans Tear Him To Pieces!”

Animal rights activist and singer Pink has blasted dog-killer Michael Vick for his animal cruelty. The PETA model wrote on her Twitter page: “wow. michael vick in MY hometown, Philly. of all the places. I hope the fans tear him to pieces like his beloved dogs.” Except Vicks wasn’t getting torn a new one. The […]

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Sister Omarosa Follows Calling, Enters The Lord’s House

And in Oh-No-She-Did-n’t news… Omarosa Manigault Stallworth, villianous star of The Apprentice, and a bunch of other crappy reality shows we can’t remember, is heading to the Lord’s house. Why? Because that’s what you do when you’re talent-free and feebleminded! The 39 year-old star, who is featured in various stages of undress in the Naughty […]

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Michael Phelps In Car Crash

Sportsman Of The Year is apparently not Driver Of The Year. Olympic medalist Michael Phelps crashed his Cadillac Escalade in Baltimore, last night. Fortunately, the world’s fastest swimmer is AOK. According to the po-lice, the swimmer was unharmed but taken to a local hospital for added measure. Phelps collided into a female driver’s Honda Accord, […]

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LaToya Jackson Is Hanging Up Her Dancing Shoes

LaToya Jackson will not be Dancing With The Stars. In a surprising moment of humility, the Jackson sister, who recently appeared on the British version of ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ told Access Hollywood: “I’ve been approached to do ‘Dancing With The Stars.’ The fact of the matter is, I won’t be doing it, simply because of […]

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Jerry O’Connell is Going to Law School for Some Reason

Jerry O’Connell has enrolled in Southwestern Law School. That school is, apparently, in Los Angeles, although I’ve lived here for 28 years and I never knew that. In fact, I jumped on Google to see where it is and realized that it’s actually right on Wilshire Boulevard and that I’ve driven by it every time […]

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EXCLUSIVE!!! Scary, Scary Spice!

A super skinny looking Mel B was spotted heading to the gym in LA today carrying like 100 bottles of water. All that hydration is contributing to that skin and bone frame! Check out a few more Starzlife EXCLUSIVE!!! photos of Melanie Brown below.

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Buffy’s Baby Bump

A very Pregnant Sarah Michelle Gellar went out for a stroll in Santa Monica this week. Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr are expecting their first child together this fall. Wonder how that kid is going to feel growing up knowing it’s a product of I Know What You Did Last Summer.

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Here, Watch This Trailer for “Dorian Gray” So You Can Pretend That You’ve Read It

Public domain, baby! The great thing about it is that you don’t have to give any money to the 100-years-dead author you’re adapting the work of. The problem is that everything in the public domain is old, and we all know that “period piece” doubles the budget. Dorian Gray (no “The Picture of,” they’re doing […]

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Brad Pitt’s Godless, Pro-Drug Platform Could Get Him Elected in New Orleans

Brad Pitt is giving Lil’ Wayne a run for his money when it comes to hometown hero status in New Orleans.  Mr. Pitt’s charity, Make It Right, has spent the past four years helping to re-build homes in the Katrina-destroyed town. Lil’ Wayne is still mad icy, though. In this video below, Brad gives Ann […]

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