Why does alcohol produce such a wide range of effects in people? Every other intoxicant is predictable: coke always makes you happy and chatty, speed always makes you wide awake and a better driver, heroin always makes you itchy. No one’s a “sleepy cokehead,” but there are “drowsy drunks,” “happy drunks,” “angry drunks,” and “embarrassing, […]
Smackdown on El Presidente?
There was a time when the only thing news worthy were about Sarah Palin. Then Barack Obama won the election and she was essentially banished off to Alaska. Well now that Barry has been in office for a solid eight months, It’s time for the runners up to let him know how he’s doing. Sarah […]
Jamie Puts The XX In FOXX; Posts Nude Dude Photo
Fans of the gay iphone fetish site guyswithiphones.com (and who isn’t?) got a big surprise t’other day. And we mean big. Allegedly, a full-frontal shot of Oscar-winner Jamie Foxx began circulating through the techie soft-core pornie site. There’s just one problem: The guy in question isn’t taking the picture with an iphone but some other […]
Jeremy Piven, Kid Rock, and Dane Cook Walk Into a Bar…
This seriously is the beginning of a joke. Jeremy Piven, Dane Cook, and Kid Rock were apparently partying together in Vegas, and Dane Cook posted this pic on his twitter. The fact that they were in Vegas, plus the fact that it’s the rocker/comedian/actor trio already sets off some warning signs of douchebaggery, but the […]
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Your Tax Dollars at Work: Cops Called to Jon and Kate’s Home
Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin: they’re like if Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen were spectacularly uncool in addition to being talentless. If I’m going to have to write about these people for the next ten years – and, given their tabloid permanence coupled with my lack of job prospects, that seems likely – someone needs […]
Pre-Teen Kid Loves Vanessa Hudgens’ “Tittays”
Every middle school class had that one kid who was way too sexual for his own good at way too young. He was the one that made thumbs up signs when the cute sub bent over, got sent to the principal’s office for saying “sticker? I barely knew her”, and spent all day drawing penises […]
Happy Birthday Spencer Pratt
Spencer Pratt is celebrating his 26th birthday today. Whether you love him or hate him. Probably hate him. You have to admit this kid is entertainment. He’s in a league of his own! His wife, Heidi Montag tweeted this morning; “my big bday present for @spencerpratt is my playboy issue that just came out today! […]
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There’s an Arrest Warrant Out for Bobby Brown Right Now in Massachusetts
“If it wasn’t for rap, I’m probably down south / With the coke that give fiends the Bobby Brown mouth” – Fabolous “I’m being tailed by mob of Feds / They say I got the coke responsible for that shit Whitney and Bobby said”- Fabolous Now Fabolous can start crafting rhymes about Bobby Brown‘s lackadaisical […]
Bob Dylan Questioned By Jersey Cop, “Don’t You Know Who I Am?” Didn’t Work
Bob Dylan decided to take a stroll through a Long Beach, NJ neighborhood yesterday but his scraggly appearance concerned residents, who called the police. A 22 year-old female police officer showed up to question the eccentric looking folk singer. Dylan reportedly showed the cop his i.d., but the name didn’t ring a bell. She gave […]
Quote of the Day
“Miley, I am officially a fan. But I can’t say the same about Hannah Montana. Now that, is a dirty little slut.” -Chelsea Handler raving over Miley Cyrus’ new song Party in the USA and the stripper pole featuring performance that went along with it at this years Teen Choice Awards. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI_R-Jb3ius