Pete Yorn, indie singer-songwriter, joined up with actress Scarlett Johansson, who likes to fancy herself a singer, in a collaboration entitled Relator. The project started before Johansson recorded her album of Tom Waits covers, Anywhere I Lay My Head and you can picture the song being played in the background as you shop for oversized […]
Tony Danza to Show High Schoolers Who’s Boss for A&E Reality Show
Tony Danza, best known for playing Tony on Taxi and Tony on Who’s the Boss? is working with A&E on a reality show which would have him teaching a 10th grade English class. The show, called Teach, is still waiting for approval from the Philadelphia school board to continue. Danza would be co-teaching with a […]
Beyonce Pulls a Stewie
Boy, Starzlife sure is gay today. Beyonce will go Sapphic (I almost wrote “go rug-muncher” but decided to keep it classy) in her next flick, an American re-make of the British Tipping the Velvet. Here’s the IMDB plot summary for that film: Set in the 1890’s, [Tipping the Velvet] tells the lesbian love affair between […]
Stewie from Family Guy is Gay
I don’t hate Family Guy. Plenty of people in comedy do (I’m an actual comic when not crafting these delightful lil’ posts) and I always defend the show by first acknowledging that every criticism of the show is valid. It does have too many pop-culture references in lieu of jokes, and the “cut to” format […]
Kardashian Baby Daddy With Another Woman
So why were you hanging out with this mystery girl at Rick Fox’s Malibu beach party sponsored by Vib? Did you tell her that you were having a baby with Kourtney Kardashian!!!?!?! Kourtney confirmed that Scott was the father on The Today Show this morning, and to the surprise of sister Khloe, that the two […]
When You Know Your Career is in the Shitter
Spotted: American Idol season 4 contestant Mikalah Gordon seriously singing karaoke at Big Wangs in Hollywood on Wednesday night. Show off.
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Facebook to Sell Britney Gifts, Break Out Your Visa Card!
You know how on Facebook (because ‘fess up, I know you are on Facebook) you can use your credit card and buy virtual gifts for a dollar and your friend receives a .gif that says “Happy Birthday!’ or something equally stupid? Now, Britney Spears is banking on people who don’t appreciate the value of a […]
Guitar Legend Les Paul Is Dead
We feel a guitar solo coming on. One of rock ‘n’ roll’s most influential players is dead. Guitarist and rock ‘n’ roll icon Les Paul AKA “Red Hot Red” died this morning. He was 94. Paul was a pioneer in the development of the original electric guitar as we know it today. His creation changed […]
Heidi Montag Realizes Career Is Dead; Talks Plastic Surgery
Failed “singer” and made-of-silicone Hills star, Heidi Montag is opening up about the plastic surgery that had her going from MF fugly to just fugly. Montag, who desperately bares all in the September issue of Playboy, tells readers that not only is her body full of silicone, she’s also a savvy shopper: “When I was […]
Mothers of Twi-Hards… Hide the Knives
When your daughters see this, things could get messy. Sit them down, and show them this.