Wow, that Beatles rock band thing was nothing. Check out the just released trailer for Tim Burton‘s Alice in Wonderland and please promise me you won’t try to fly off the roof of a building while watching it. Tim Burton is one of those filmmakers who is no longer that good but who can somehow […]

BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson’s Doctor Gets Escobar’d
How many times do we have to tell our readers? If you don’t want the DEA running up in your crib, disrupting your drug hustle, remember: 1. To smell-proof your grow room 2. To throw out anything drug-related separately from your personal mail 3. Don’t sell out of your house! 4. Don’t kill Michael Jackson […]
Your Daily Dose of LSD – Beatles Rock Band Commercial
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIchpWoBEFI&feature=player_embedded I think somebody either spiked my morning coffee with shrooms or this is the most mind-bending, awesome commercial ever made. The Beatles catalogue is coming to Rock Band and apparently it’s more hyped up than Harry Potter and New Moon combined. People love their Beatles songs and their video game distractions from the real […]

Rihanna and Jay-Z Rack Up a Giant Bar Tab at Club In London
While I still bring my own Jack in a flask to bars because I’m too cheap to pay $10 for a mixed drink, Jay-Z and Rihanna are racking up a £7,000 (about $11,500) bar tab at a club in London. Although, I think they might be in a different income bracket than I am. Jigga […]

Sienna Miller is Finally Bitchy for a Reason
Sienna Miller is finally defending herself against the media. Usually she just wines, “Boo hoo, they’re calling me a slut for sleeping with married men, why are people so mean.” But this time, she’s biting back. While giving a radio interview in Australia to promote G.I. Joe (the above is a pic of her in […]
Kelis Gives Birth to a Son, Nas Gets to Smoke Cigars All By Himself Outside
Kelis gave birth to a baby boy yesterday, missing a court appearance for her suit against the baby’s father, Nas. Nas reportedly rushed to the hospital for the birth of his child, but Kelis would not allow him in to see the birth or his newborn son. Now c’mon Kelis, if you wanna get $30,000 […]

Olsen Twins Acknowledged as Legit Fashion Designers
The Olsen twins have been admitted into the Council of Fashion Designers of America by council president Diane Von Furstenberg. The CFDA is a trade association that addresses concerns of the fashion industry and advances design in the world of arts, in addition to hosting the CFDA awards. It’s quite an honor as they will […]

Michael Jackson Autopsy Results In: It Was An Overdose
Well, here’s the news everybody was expecting. E! News reports that pathology reports from the Los Angeles Coroner’s Office confirm what we all knew: Michael Jackson really loved drugs. What did they find? Find out – after the jump!
Stephen Baldwin: “I’m Bankrupt!”
Raise The Roof: Stephen Baldwin is broke! The Jesus-Lovin’ Baldwin brother filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in New York yesterday, citing $2.3 million in debt, including $70,000 in credit card debt. Stephen Baldwin also claimed a $1.1 million New York property. The Apprentice star is apparently swimming in credit card debt and can’t pay his […]

Janet Jackson Says No To Tribute Concerts
Thank goodness that there is one Jackson who understands the fine line between tribute and exploitation. After her sister’s tribute record and father’s publicity tour, Janet Jackson has declined to continue in the traveling circus that has now become Michael Jackson’s Death. The Jackson tribute shows planned for London’s O2 arena Aug. 29 and 30, […]
