As if Katherine Heigl bashing Grey’s Anatomy on Letterman wasn’t enough, T.R. Knight is now throwing down! The openly gay star reveals why he left the show in a tell-all new interview. And guess who’s still on his s**t list? Shonda and Isaiah!

The Millionaire Matchmaker Finally Makes A Sale: Herself
If you’re gonna shuck marriage on television, it might be a good idea to actually be married. Bravo star and reality television “matchmaker” Patti Stanger is finally getting the ring she has been craving. Who’s the gold digger marrying?
Nick Jonas Puts a Ring on It (“It” Means Miley Cyrus)
That’s not a misogynistic title. If Beyonce can call herself “it,” we all get to use it. See? Did it again. And again. Nick Jonas (he’s the one who writes the songs, so direct blame accordingly) has reportedly given ex-gf Miley Cyrus (she doesn’t write her own songs, but you can blame her for everything […]

A Change I Can’t Believe In – Michelle Obama’s New Haircut
Hey! Now that we know what kind of dog the First Family finally got, here’s another distraction from the fact soldiers are still in Iraq or that the economy is crap or that gay Americans are still denied basic rights! The First Lady got her hairz cut! Click here to see Michelle Obama‘s short new […]
EXCLUSIVE! What’s Got Jamie Pressly all P.O.’d?
Stars like going to the Sunset Plaza to be photographed by the paparazzi and just relax. Joe Dirt star Jaime Pressly only managed the first half: “She was screaming into her cell phone,” a source on the scene squeals to Starzlife EXCLUSIVELY. Adding, “It seemed like she was berating someone.” After administering the tongue-lashing, Pressly […]

Jessica Simpson is the New Ashlee Simpson
Poor Jessica Simpson. Reports People, “She feels she’s being judged by the world and opts to hide out at home,” says a Simpson family friend who either can’t keep their mouth shut or isn’t actually a friend at all. “The family feels bad for Jessica. They worry for her a lot.” “The family used to […]
¡The Passing of An American Legend: Taco Bell Dog Dies!
Gidget, the chihuahua that starred in the wildly successful Taco Bell commercials a few years back, has died. The dog passed away from a stroke at the age of 15. The catchphrase ‘¡Yo Quiero Taco Bell!’ sparked a national frenzy of gringos thinking they could speak Spanish, a phenomenon which also occured when “Livin’ La […]

Tween Star Gets One Year Closer to Being Shunned by Disney
Happy Birthday, Selena Gomez! Little miss bobblehead Selena is the tween star of Disney show The Wizards of Waverly Place and has been linked to other dreamy teen stars Nick Jonas and Taylor Lautner. That’s about all she’s done, because she is only turning 17, which means she was born in 1992, which means I […]
Russian Teen Gains a Giant Britney Spears Tattoo, Loses All Sense of Good Judgment
Eighteen year-old Irina Savina is a huge Britney Spears fan. Such a big fan that she wasn’t happy with just going to the singer’s St. Petersburg (Russia, not Florida) concert and owning all her albums. Brit, like, means something to her you know? So what did she do? She begged her dad for 2 days […]
They’re Making a World of Warcraft Movie, I’m Still Waiting for an Adaptation of the Terminator 2 Pinball Game
You know how every time a Saturday Night Live sketch gets made into a movie, people say, “That’s going to be terrible, the only good SNL movie is Wayne’s World“? There is no Wayne’s World of video game movies. No one hears that they’re making a Tomb Raider sequel and says, “I hope it’s as […]

